danhon,
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TIL the Transporter in Star Trek was actually first invented to remove microplastics from your body; the fact it could be used to move you from place to place was a happy side-effect

ramsey,
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@danhon @rakyll It doesn’t remove the microplastics so much as it kills you and assembles new molecules into the same shape as you, without the microplastics.

danhon,
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Early human trials of microplastic removal were done in secret, and resulted in gory and horrifying tragedies

DavidMHarlan,
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@danhon

There was nothing you could have done, Dan.

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