dangerdyke,
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oh no we’re becoming a prequels apologist aren’t we

dangerdyke,
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the truly tragic thing about the star wars prequels is how almost-good they were. there were so many good ideas in those movies… but also so many terrible ones

dangerdyke,
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some of the follow-up material to the prequels, like the clone wars series, was excellent tho

dangerdyke,
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okay this is maybe our hottest star wars take

the sequels were better at being movies then the prequels, but the prequels had a better overall plot

astrid,
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@dangerdyke revenge of the sith would have honestly been a masterpiece if they made like, 5 small tweaks to the story

dangerdyke,
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@astrid yeah absolutely, attack of the clones too tbh. the phantom menace would need a lot more work but it also could have been good, in a different timeline.

the prequels deserve a reboot tbh, not even a remake just a full retelling

dangerdyke,
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@astrid wait shit this is why people write fanfic isnt it

astrid,
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@dangerdyke honestly the biggest tweak I think they should have made was getting rid of the whole "oops padme decided to just unexist" thing, and explicitly have it be that anakin injured her so much that she died during childbirth

dangerdyke,
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@astrid yeah that’s one thing. i think in the prequels as a whole just, making anakin more likable. they’re trying to do the sympathetic antihero thing but they utterly fail to make him sympathetic. and while we’re at it, rework the entire romance subplot with padme. we just don’t understand what george lucas thought she saw in anakin, it makes no sense

obi-wan really carried the prequels, all the stuff with him was excellent

coolbean,
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@dangerdyke @astrid was about to reply with much to the same effect, just redo every scene between anakin and padme from scratch holy shit its so bad

coolbean,
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@dangerdyke @astrid like i cant even call it a forced romantic subplot, its actually very relevant to the main story, but it just feels completely forced and unnatural

dangerdyke,
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@coolbean @astrid i also feel like it would have been a lot more relatable if it was gay. the whole “forbidden love” thing just feels so cliche when its hets

though admittedly that would complicate the entire raison d’etre of the romance plot (making luke and leia exist)

alfredohno,
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@dangerdyke @astrid @coolbean Eh, clone babies

alfredohno,
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@dangerdyke @astrid @coolbean We know you can clone force users anyway because of Starkiller because Force Unleashed is canon no matter what Disney says

yassie_j,
lydiaposting,
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@astrid @dangerdyke honestly make it so that he survived being burned by the lava because he used the force to draw life from her if we're keeping the whole monkey's paw situation of the darth plagueis thing.

astrid,
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@dangerdyke like the whole Greek tragedy "in preventing her death you caused her death" thing

apophis,
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@astrid @dangerdyke when i first saw ep3 in theatres i thought that was actually what had happened

(and people in the story were actively trying to gloss over it for obvious PR reasons)

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