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dangerdyke

@dangerdyke@translunar.academy

A flock of sapphic sparrows, haunting the wired with the spectre of baeddelism
autistic transfem dykes extrodinaire
webmistress for translunar.academy
formerly on disqordia, cybre, and others

an ouroboros of Problems

:cyberheartlesbian: @winter

"fuck you whores block" - soulseek user Burn_It_Ranks
"is a little shit who wades into threads they have no business being in" - tenforward.social
“i like you, you make my girlfriend happy” - @bighatlynx
"you're literally the most problematic girlthing we know" - @riot_kitten
"you inspire me to be more problematic" - https://social.translunar.academy/users/EeveeEuphoria
"notable victim to nyxcore infohazards" - @nyx
"mysterious and interesting" - @quasar
"'Pedantic' is a cute way to not try to understand what anarchism really is. Again, David Graeber's short book on anarchy is really helpful because anarchy is not easy to think about. It is about non-ideology or the absence of any ideology, hard to grasp. It takes time. Good luck." - @flyhigh

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dangerdyke, to random
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Waow

dangerdyke, to random
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i need magnets in my body

dangerdyke, to random
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mahjong is bullshit, it gives you bullshit hands for games on end and right when you’re about to give up in exasperation it gives you like 2 good ones that make you want to keep playing. its bullshit

dangerdyke,
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@darlingofinana yeah but mahjong manages to do that while being a multiplayer game randomized by shuffling physical tiles instead of sketchy machines. slot machines are meticulously designed to do that to you, mahjong just does that on its own. the wall is just sentient and hates us in particular (so said every mahjong player)

gavi, to random

americans have no reason to be mad at europeans at when they mix up our regions because bro what the fuck is this?

dangerdyke,
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@gavi honestly these arent even agreed upon. theres ppl who say CO and KY are midwest. this map says MD and DC are the south when they’re absolutely not. its all just vibes and bullshit

dangerdyke,
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@winter @gavi as someone who has lived in the south practically all our life it has distinctly mid-atlantic vibes

winter, to random
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who wants to join me in a conspiracy between 21st century authors to insert a lot of allusions across unrelated works to some work of literature that doesn't actually exist, as like a practical joke on far future art historians?

dangerdyke,
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@winter im convinced this is what house of leaves is

winter, to random
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putting in reverse captchas on translunar.academy that only let you in if you're verifiably not human

dangerdyke,
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@winter calculate the square root of pi to the 10000th digit in less then a second… or else

yassie_j, to random
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“There is no such thing as federation. There are individual neofoxes and neocats and there are instances.” –Misskey Thatcher

dangerdyke,
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@yassie_j “the problem with using hetzner is eventually you run out of other people’s yuri”

eri, to random
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some of y'all be talking about your girlfriends the way that people who smoke crack talk about smoking crack

dangerdyke,
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@eri @winter hey dont even joke about that

dangerdyke,
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@eri @winter wtf

dangerdyke, to random
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Total assault on normality

dangerdyke, to random
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Why is square enix like, the most lesbian major publisher

dangerdyke,
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Just thinking about how they put out ffx-2, LiS, saki. There’s probably more shit if we actually went digging

dangerdyke,
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@winter right ff14, how could we forget eden

dangerdyke, to random
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it seems significant that even biden’s staffers are turning against him

RE: https://med-mastodon.com/users/LightFIAR/statuses/112389787755331998

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/whistleblower-josh-dean-of-boeing-supplier-spirit-aerosystems-has-died/

Joshua Dean… died Tuesday morning after a struggle with a sudden, fast-spreading infection.

Known as Josh, Dean lived in Wichita, Kan., where Spirit is based. He was 45, had been in good health and was noted for having a healthy lifestyle.

He died after two weeks in critical condition, his aunt Carol Parsons said.

bro got anthraxed 💀💀💀

dangerdyke,
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@astrid MRSA, when contracted outside of the hospital, typically presesnts as a skin lesion. this presented as pnemonia. very unusual

astrid, to random
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Ansible is a Lisp https://astrid.tech/2024/05/01/0/ansible-is-a-lisp/

dangerdyke,
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@astrid the lengths mfs will go to to avoid sexps smh

dangerdyke, to random
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the way people double down on both milk and sketchy online recipes for eyewashes is really concerning. like imagine if people just confidently spread medical misinfo like that but about like. CPR

winter, to random
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being a medic is about 79% trying to get people to drink water and 20% trying to keep milk out of people’s eyes

dangerdyke,
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@winter 10% handing out OTC painkillers and menstrual supplies
0.5% putting water in the eyes you kept milk out of
0.5% everything else

dangerdyke,
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@yassie_j @winter its an incredibly pervasive urban legend that its effective eyewash, every time there’s a big protest wave it makes the rounds and its up to medics to stop people from spreading it everywhere

dangerdyke,
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@yassie_j @winter even if it did something, first rule of medicine is “do no harm.” milk has potential to do harm, so we don’t use milk

dangerdyke,
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@sal @thepoliticalcat @winter we’ve watched people pour water into a box of baking soda and eyewash with that :akko_nope2:

dangerdyke, to random
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please do not come in with hot takes about eyewashes if you’re not medic trained or otherwise knowledgeable about treating police weaponry, thanks. the last thing we need is people going around saying saline eyewashes don’t work

dangerdyke,
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sterile saline is the ubiquitous standard in medical settings for wound irrigation. it is effective via mechanical action in additional to being a solvent for contaminants. clean water also works if saline is not available, but it is irresponsible and dangerous to go around saying that saline doesn’t do anything for pepper spray/tear gas

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