volkswagenchick, My girlfriend called me yesterday.
Her: Nowhere on my iPhone's weather app does it say 'It will be pissing down with rain as soon as you hide the Cadbury Eggs outside'. Those f***ers over at Cadbury better be using waterproof foil.
Me: Who are you kidding? You'd eat waterlogged chocolate. And if your kids are anything like my kids, they will too.
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