isaiah, 1 month ago

i just hauled about 3.5 million dollars of once frozen food to the bin.

while digging things out i discovered a whole section of freezer drawer that was covered in sticky red mystery goo.
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i thought for a moment it was some leaking brisket chicken gizzards gone all liquifaction.

thankfully it was just a bunch of raspberry purée 😂 that my wife had put into ice trays for some cocktail thing.

does anyone want a slightly warm, quite red, very sticky fridge?

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