He’s surprisingly got her calmed down in a hurry. I am gobsmacked. Says he picked out her order personally and upsized her salmon order. Pronounced it SAL-mon, with the “L” sound right up in there. Like a redneck secret handshake. And now everyone is laughing. She’s apologizing for berating the runner. And here he comes and she apologized to him directly. We’re all friends. I’m still here decomposing, but I’m cool.