the perfect body
areyouevenreal, Why just sand resistant anus? There are creatures with sand resistant eye lashes too. I thought anuses already were sand resistant tbh.
Etterra, Also crab legs so you can scuttle.
JohnDClay, Scuttle scuttle scuttle
JoYo, You know you can just steal the post, no one here cares who tweeted it in 2018.
newtraditionalists, Sand repellant anus certainly is a new image for me.
usualsuspect191, New band name
stanka, Overall sand repellent crotch.
Nose flaps.
Nictitating membrane(s). Heck that solves lots of issues.
9point6, It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
snooggums, 
Why not Zoidburg?
Jessica, Zoidberg*
neo, As if this wasn’t posted by Zoidburg!
Zoidsberg, 
You called?
captain_aggravated, 
Where does your species go to perform their mating displays?
Same as your species: The beach!
nifty, 
Graw? 🦞
OpenStars, 
Crispr, I am just saying… (as the meme suggests, this is all totally fine, certainly no issues foreseen here, especially if I squeeze my eyes shut really tight!:-P)
jballs, 
With Crispr, you can squeeze your anus really tight as well to repel that sand!
OpenStars, Sounds like the perfect beach-adapted body to me! :-P Especially if it comes with gills to replace a scuba suit?
Scubus, Hmm, am I attracted to crabs?
THE_ANTIHERO, 
Ok ok crabs are superior we get it .
dustyData, Carcinisation strikes again.
misterundercoat, Reject humanity. Return to crab
Sanctus, 
Move forward to crab
Etterra, C R A B
FooBarrington, Nonono, sideways
troyunrau, 
I just love this word. It has a great claw-feel.
dustyData, It’s perfectly cromulent.
BreadOven,
Add comment