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Zoidsberg

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I’d rather be sleeping.

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And all the “Thanks! Took two minutes to fix after seeing your post” comments just to rub it in.

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Girls were invented by plumbers to sell more bathrooms

I need to wake up early (lemmy.world)

All the vibrating alarm clocks I could find do not sync with your phone, and have to be set manually. I thought about getting an Arduino, but then I will have to build the whole thing by myself. The only logical conclusion I could come up with is to get a programable vibrator. But most of them are either very expensive of look...

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Smart watch? Research which ones have a strong vibration. Some are good, some suck.

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Then you sue for the HIPAA violation and can actually maybe afford a house one day, possibly.

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Don’t even need to rig the plane, just seat them near the doors.

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Sky burial. Throw me out of an airplane.

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Apparently there are different types. Great Spotted Kiwi can reach 18" tall.

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Looking for a full-size of picture 2 to make my wallpaper

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My go-to is asking then for a metric crescent wrench.

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He put it on Dropbox? Its a good thing there’s so much overlap between pedos and dumbasses so we can keep catching these people.

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Someone grew it in a ditch by my house once. Seemed to be thriving out there.

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Yeah, anecdotal, but my buddy didn’t get hayfever the spring he had a tapeworm. Also lost a bunch of weight. He says it was the best thing to ever happen to him.

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This is the Rhynoplaz Mushroom, named after the forager that discovered it. It causes you to bleed out of every orifice at once.

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I really thought it looked a lot like a Magnificent hummingbird, but my book says they only come as far north as California.

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