Gamer RGB piss jugs
What are gamers known for? Racism and urinating in bottles....
A tiny roomba for the inside of your toilet
Imagine a hockey puck sized Roomba that docks at the top of the bowl, off to one side, that slides to the bottom after every flush and then scrubs it’s way back up to the dock.
The "I'm not dead" button: An alarm clock that automatically calls emergency services if it's not stopped within a certain number of hours.
This isn’t really meant to save anyone’s life. But it would let someone know to come pick up your corpse before it melts into the carpet and your cat starves.
A door-to-door sales company that sells "No Soliciting" signs
Came up with this during the two days I mistakenly tried to start a new career.
Scab in a Can
A can or bottle of an edible liquid that, when applied to skin, dries to a peelable scab-like consistency....
A home automation device triggered by sneezes that says "bless you and "gesundheit"
Kind of like a Google Home or Amazon Echo but instead of being triggered by something like “Hey Google” or “Alexa” it’s triggered by sneezes. It’s whole purpose would be to say things like “bless you” or whatever the regional response is to a sneeze...
Happy to announce I’ve left my job at Microsoft to start my own business (i.imgur.com)
A Demon Core edition of the ball in a cup toy (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
I found the image on Reddit while looking for demon core memes but because of Reddit’s VPN block I can’t give proper credit....
Service that exchanges your head with a celebrities head, powered by blockchain freedom points. (www.hindustantimes.com)
cross-posted from: feddit.uk/post/12444579...
Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients.
This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you’d have no trouble selling each pill for $1000....
Alternatives to I ♥ NY shirts (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
The I ♥ NY shirt is so incredibly popular you don’t even need to travel to New York to get it and it’s been ripped off around the world....
Wiping spray. An aerosol or pump bottle behind the toilet of butt-friendly cleansing liquid to be spritzed on toilet paper for tough jobs or the "finishing touch."
Literally a shitty million dollar idea....
The Stickinator: A repurposed disinfecting gun full of Kool Aid with an Easy Bake Oven lightbulb (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
Need something uncomfortably sticky in a hurry? Try the stickinator....
Timeshares but for dogs
Can’t own a dog because home ownership has become a retirement goal in today’s economy?...
This sub reminds me of an ad I saw in a magazine sometime in the late 80's/ early 90's
“How to get thousands of people to send you money with little to no effort. Send $5 and a self addressed stamped envelope to…”...
Advil candy. That delicious candy shell you love with chocolate inside. Or try the Tic-Tac version; candy shell all the way through! (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
Bog Scissors: Long handled scissors to be kept in the bog to be used for cutting extra long poops so they'll actually flush.
Bog Scissors: Long handled scissors to be kept in the bog to be used for cutting extra long poops so they’ll actually flush.
“Do Not Touch” signs in Braille
Just to freak people out…
Digital globe
A really expensive internet connected globe. Like most globes it would have its axis on a tilt. Except this one would also show a live view of day/night, and also the clouds from satellite imagery. When you touch the base you can scrub back and forward though the past 24 hours of images.
Get millions from the government earmarked for the poor, then spend it all fast and bribe the jurors. (apnews.com)
I believe this is our best option....
1mil annual fee Exclusive access website but theres only one password
1mil annual fee Exclusive access website but theres only one password
Planet Fitness brand Lunk Alarms for bathrooms (www.youtube.com)
Some people at work were kicking up toilet seat lids and angering the people doing work on the other side of the wall. It made me think about the Lunk Alarm but then I realised it would probably go off if someone took a loud shit....
Pet Rock: Internet Edition
A wifi-enabled pet rock with a subsurface LED display (so it looks like a normal Pet Rock when it’s not on). It behaves as a smart bulb / display with programmable color, brightness, and animation that can be triggered by webhooks or services like IFTTT.
Thumbpass: a compass but for your thumb
Perfect for those times when you really want to know what direction is North