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smuuthbrane

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Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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Where the Hell are Ryder’s From Paw Patrol's Parents? (lemmy.world)

Ryder, the local young leader of the Paw Patrol, has long been a fixture in Adventure Bay. He is often seen gallivanting around town with his high-tech ATVs or overseeing operations in his pup-filled command center. However, recent concerns about his upbringing have left many locals bewildered and wondering where the hell are...

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My head canon is that he’s a severely autistic teenager with billionaire tech parents that develop AI-based autonomous robotic helpers. They gave him a bunch (mostly dog shaped) and a literal warehouse built to be Adventure Bay, so he lives out his days happy and “helping people” with his pups. In reality he’s beta testing his parents’ prototypes with edge cases no regular user could even think to come up with. The show is what Ryder thinks is happening, but it’s 50% in his head, and 50% enabled by his parents’ products. He is a more closely guarded secret than all of their IP combined. He doesn’t exist as far as anyone knows.

We don’t speak of how many pups get destroyed, or what fluids may get into them.

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So are these dreams or nightmares?

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Skin not being the colour of Greek yogurt will do wonders for one’s humanity.

Maybe Dr Soong was a big Simpsons fan. It was probably still going strong well into the 2300s.

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Why does everything taste like smegma?

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No more high warp travel, Brother and Sister.

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This is usually my go-to, but I’ve started washing my car by hand every 2 years or so whether it needs it or not.

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Never had one rust out of me yet. Driving through puddles is a great underwash.

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It’s not called “poaching” if they’ve been let go. It’s called “hiring”.

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With what? You’ve confiscated all the knives.

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First two versions are Menthol and Flamin’ Hot.

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By extension that means we can also reprogram alien satellites and probes. So why aren’t we??

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WRONG

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You’re permitted to believe so.

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They still have their history, that’s functionality better than having over 7k tabs open.

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QIp tera’ngagvetlh’e’.

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While I doubt the Klingons would ever choose to ally themselves with the Jedi (because why would a warrior race need allies), they would certainly find the Jedi to be noble warriors, and worthy of honor.

Now, if there ever came to be a Klingon Jedi… that would be one formidable being.

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maH! Qapla’!!

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Finally, a self-heating spread!

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fasebol

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…and you’re in your 50s.

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SoH SuvwI’! maH!

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I’ve seen that Star Trek episode.

Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients.

This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you’d have no trouble selling each pill for $1000....

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Yeah, nobody is going to buy a bunch and spike the food in a major cafeteria and give literally hundreds of unsuspecting people drunkness-on-demand.

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I think an ear wax IPA might be preferable, but that’s just my preference.

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