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smuuthbrane

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Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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Bone tea. You gotta steep it a few hours, though.

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I prefer mine with onions and root vegetables, but my mind is open.

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Aren’t infant trunks non-prehensile at that age? Do they just fling it around until they can catch it in their mouth?

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Huh, I guess that answers that. Thanks!

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The disarming route:

You: Can I have a raise? Pest: What? I can’t give you one, I’m not your boss. You: Say that last part again slowly. [insert raise eyebrows here for emphasis]

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Corn dogs belong at a circus or fair or such outdoor event. If someone handed me a corn dog in the office I’d probably look like that too.

It’s probably just an oven-baked Pogo, too. Deep fried or GTFO.

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Being a monk/nun/hermit/recluse is still an option in this day and age. Go for it.

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Due to shorter attention spans these cats only have 7 lives.

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Due to limited resources this hydra will grow only 3 heads for every 2 you cut off.

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Not me, but my wife said as a kid that the Incredible Mumford freaked her out when he’d have his accident.

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I am choosing to recognize that as applesauce. Yum.

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What, no relish?!? Is this some kind of weird Midwestern toppings thing??

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Yeah, me too, but now they do CNC work and sheet metal as well. (In this case, both!)

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That’s my assumption as well, but why they wouldn’t say “hey could you use one of these standard thicknesses?” is beyond me.

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Probably, but why’d they do it with a tiny little end mill?? You’d think Blanchard grinding or at least using a fly cutter would be way faster/cheaper.

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They CNC milled the thickness, then laser cut it, them formed it. It’s that first part that shouldn’t have happened.

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I hereby dub any crew member sent to space in this manner a Cannonaut.

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What species?

Or was that a rhetorical question?

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2014 Spark EV. Stupid small, but also stupidly overbuilt. 400 lb-ft of torque, can produce wheel spin on demand at just about any speed, and the suspension is tuned absolutely perfectly (best rude quality I’ve felt in a non-luxury vehicle). If you can deal with the limited range, and don’t need tons of space, this is the one.

I would have one myself, but with my family the Soul EV was the saner purchase. Just not quite as fun.

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