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Flummoxed, (edited ) in Get millions from the government earmarked for the poor, then spend it all fast and bribe the jurors.

These seven are the first of 70 defendants expected to go to trial in a conspiracy that cost taxpayers $250 million. Eighteen others have pleaded guilty, and authorities said they recovered about $50 million in one of the nation’s largest pandemic-related fraud cases. Prosecutors say just a fraction of the money went to feed low-income kids, while the rest was spent on luxury cars, jewelry, travel and property.

What the absolute fuck?

Crumbgrabber,

We need to get on the ground floor! This is a great business!

Flummoxed,

Way too late for that, I think.

alcoholicorn, in Advil candy. That delicious candy shell you love with chocolate inside. Or try the Tic-Tac version; candy shell all the way through!

cronch

can, in Advil candy. That delicious candy shell you love with chocolate inside. Or try the Tic-Tac version; candy shell all the way through!

I want this so bad. Someone black market make this.

Fuck_u_spez_,

Glad to see I’m not the only one who thinks Advil is delicious.

Shadow,
@Shadow@lemmy.ca avatar

I used to suck on them until I found out the coating is supposed to prevent you from destroying your stomach lining. Now I sadly swallow them right away.

667, in Sell some Pheromone producing AI washing machines that work for tech bros on the blockchain.
@667@lemmy.radio avatar

I would be willing to bet that many WiFi-connected devices run distributed computing via a proxy to home that mines crypto.

Crumbgrabber, in Service that exchanges your head with a celebrities head, powered by blockchain freedom points.

Possible strategies: 1) Do the exchange, run up bills in the celebrities name, sell NFTs, profit. Then change back, invest proceeds in Red Lobster. Done.

jqubed, in Service that exchanges your head with a celebrities head, powered by blockchain freedom points.
@jqubed@lemmy.world avatar

Perhaps they could store the celebrities heads in jars if the technology for the transplant isn’t ready yet, keeping them going past the year 3,000?

steal_your_face,

If only Ron Popeil was around to invent such a thing :,(

over_clox,

Just set it and forget it… 😂

yemmly, in Service that exchanges your head with a celebrities head, powered by blockchain freedom points.

Preeeeeetty sure that’s actually a body transplant.

Vent,

Conscienceness is stored in the balls

over_clox, in Service that exchanges your head with a celebrities head, powered by blockchain freedom points.

Yeah, cuz fuck genuine biological intelligence. I’m aware of the terrible experiments done in the past with dogs and monkeys. I think I’ll pass on being a paralyzed brain dead person running on chips and life support, thank you very much.

billwashere, in Timeshares but for dogs

I just realized that being a grandparent is like having a cute kid on timeshare.

pelya, in Make and AI for tech bros that automatically replaces crypto with AI in all their their powerpoints. Use the AI in your own powerpoint to blitzcale and take over the market.

What about blockchain-powered distributed AI?

Klicnik,
@Klicnik@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can it turn blockchain monkey jpgs into animated, voiced monkey gifs? If so, it may be a great success.

Uiop, in Bog Scissors: Long handled scissors to be kept in the bog to be used for cutting extra long poops so they'll actually flush.

this is horrible… thank you

rosschie, in Happy to announce I’ve left my job at Microsoft to start my own business

Big move! Best of luck on your new journey as a business owner. Leaving Microsoft is a bold step, but it sounds like you’re ready to write your own success story. Rooting for your success all the way!

HessiaNerd, in Digital globe
antlion,
@antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

They have the hardware, now they need the software!

XTL, in Happy to announce I’ve left my job at Microsoft to start my own business

I would probably be happy with a good beatbox version of, say, Pneuma at my funeral.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, (edited ) in Happy to announce I’ve left my job at Microsoft to start my own business

My aunt died in 2013 and at the reception after her funeral my cousin (her stepson) suggested the whole family make a “Harlem Shake” video. Even as a joke it would have been staggeringly tasteless, but he wasn’t joking.

At least he didn’t suggest putting my aunt in it, I suppose.

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