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Make and AI for tech bros that automatically replaces crypto with AI in all their their powerpoints. Use the AI in your own powerpoint to blitzcale and take over the market. Then make the AI powerpoint itself to raise money, thus outsmarting the competition.
Bog Scissors: Long handled scissors to be kept in the bog to be used for cutting extra long poops so they’ll actually flush.
1mil annual fee Exclusive access website but theres only one password
Crypto bro AI advisors for AI service but its paywalled.
cross-posted from: lemmy.ca/post/20106491...
Literally a shitty million dollar idea....
This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you’d have no trouble selling each pill for $1000....
What are gamers known for? Racism and urinating in bottles....
Why fight for the last slice of pizza when you can fight for the first?...
Could be the eggnog of Halloween
Can’t own a dog because home ownership has become a retirement goal in today’s economy?...
Flights can come and go as they please so everyone gets to experience the thrill of running through an airport....
Just to freak people out…
Came up with this during the two days I mistakenly tried to start a new career.
Kind of like a Google Home or Amazon Echo but instead of being triggered by something like “Hey Google” or “Alexa” it’s triggered by sneezes. It’s whole purpose would be to say things like “bless you” or whatever the regional response is to a sneeze...
A wifi-enabled pet rock with a subsurface LED display (so it looks like a normal Pet Rock when it’s not on). It behaves as a smart bulb / display with programmable color, brightness, and animation that can be triggered by webhooks or services like IFTTT.
Marketing campaign involves targetting usaians insecure about a lack of nationalism in their desert choices. Claim icecream sandwiches are effete and European while hot dogs symbolise freedom and the rags to riches stuff.
Perfect for those times when you really want to know what direction is North
In a world where creatures hunt you by sound hardwood must be a no-go. There’s got to be a market for shag carpet so why not sell it at movie theater concession stands along with all the Marvel superhero cups?...
It’s a mattress and bedframe combination that makes every movement significantly louder. Bolts are loosened and the sound of the springs binding is incredibly apparent....
“How to get thousands of people to send you money with little to no effort. Send $5 and a self addressed stamped envelope to…”...
This isn’t really meant to save anyone’s life. But it would let someone know to come pick up your corpse before it melts into the carpet and your cat starves.
Imagine a hockey puck sized Roomba that docks at the top of the bowl, off to one side, that slides to the bottom after every flush and then scrubs it’s way back up to the dock.