BenLeMan,

$750m? That company worth about three fiddy.

ramenshaman,

Surprised Pikachu

MystikIncarnate,

I want to say up front that, I don’t feel any sympathy for the company, nor do I have any love for the ewaste they created.

That being said, it’s a decent idea, and I would have liked to see where it went. Their implementation was completely wrong on do many points, but it was still a half decent idea. Basically having what Google assistant should have been, pinned to your chest like a comm badge sounds pretty cool. The laser projector for your hand was interesting, but very hokey, the data communication was poorly thought out, far too slow to be useful, the design wasn’t the worst, but still not great. The battery life was questionable at best…

But the concept of what it was supposed to be able to do, was not terrible. Possibly the last terrible part of the product.

Personally, I want a personal assistant. Since I’m not rich, I can’t exactly hire one. Having an AI assistant, that you talk to through a communications badge seems like a decent idea. I’d want it to basically run from my phone, mostly local to my phone, so my data isn’t pushed everywhere, but the tech isn’t quite there yet. Not enough TOPS, not enough memory, not enough storage for all the models; and certainly not enough battery to power AI running on your phone.

I can see what they were going for but they fell so far short of the goal that it’s not really visible in what was delivered.

I imagine the pitch meeting about this being something along the lines of a guy rushing in after watching Star Trek discovery, when they got the holographic comm badges, and going, I want to make that! With the Zora AI and everything! And then people jumping on the bandwagon, knowing full well that they’re not even going to come close.

I hope everyone that works there gets new jobs in sectors that aren’t using AI as a parlor trick or buzzword to try to move units.

Good bye, company I don’t care enough to remember the name of. We hardly knew you, and even that was probably too much interaction.

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

Absolutely none of this was a good idea.

EpicFailGuy, (edited )
@EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world avatar

Who would have guess that another overpriced solution to a non existent problem that no one wants would have been a commercial failure …

We are in a capitalist dystopia. We could be using AI to predict energy usage and reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, or help in discovering new protein folds … but no … Timmy wants to look like a cool futuristic dude and he’s willing to pay $600 to look cooler than his peers

guacupado,

Yeah their videos were what everyone wants but their actual product was way more clumsy and primitive. Technology isn’t there yet for what these guys were trying to make.

kromem,

We could be using AI to predict energy usage and reduce our dependence on fossil fuels

That’s happening

or help in discovering new protein folds

That too.

There’s always been barnacles on the ship of progress. That doesn’t mean it’s only barnacles.

EpicFailGuy,
@EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world avatar

“barnacles in the ship of technology”

I really like that one. Very well put

fukurthumz420,

these people live in a delusion, chasing star trek fantasies while the general population can barely afford rent. we are truly due for the chickens to come home to roost.

i just hope a lot of innocent animals don’t get hurt in the process.

echodot, (edited )

Surely the Star Trek fantasy is doing the above stuff. Star Trek is all about how money doesn’t exist in the future

The problem is they’re not creating a Star Trek future

Smokeless7048,

who could have forseen that “the app, as a hardware device” wouldnt sell well.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
Semi-Hemi-Demigod avatar

I could see it being useful if it was an accessory to your phone. Not having to dig my phone out of my pocket to take a picture of something to look it up, or having a push-to-talk badge or pendant would make it more convenient, especially for folks like me who don't wear watches. And with Bluetooth it would have decent battery life.

But the damn thing can't even set a timer.

vallode,

A lot of the form factor is already mostly available in smart watches. They have to, at the bare minimum, conver the bsse functionality of those before moving onto real time ai interaction that is never real time and is hardly a proper interaction.

Progressive enhancement would be great here, smart watch in a pin form factor but with AI powered features when they make sense. Maybe some kind of super fine tuned orchestrator that know when to pass onto siri/assisstant vs. some cloud model (setting a timer requires simple parsing but a complex philosophical question can be offloaded to AI)

julianschmulian,

„bethany bongiorno“ is the most made-up sounding name I‘ve ever heard

barsquid,

They got the name from a prototype pin.

tigerjerusalem,

This is hilarious, scrambling to get a golden parachute and live off some trust fund from the sale. The sad part is that they will probably get that.

dustyData,

That’s the worst part. They knew the product sucked, everyone knew the product sucked, this was always the plan. Ask for a billion get 200 million. That’s 100 for each founder. Go live on a private beach somewhere.

fukurthumz420,

it’s just rich people’s money that could be used to fund housing for the masses. let me know where that beach is so i can go drop off some karma.

FiniteBanjo,

There are already copycat products out and I don’t feel sympathy for any of them.

LeroyJenkins,

alright guys I’ll take one for the team and buy the company

theherk,

Least I got shit pin!

windie,

Relevant username.

LeroyJenkins,

I’m gonna buy you too windie

drislands,

(•_•)

TheDarksteel94,

Pretty sure that’s been illegal since 1865

Darkenfolk,

Like with everything, only if you do not have enough money.

Crack0n7uesday,

You obviously don’t know who Leroy Jenkins is, the laws of man do not apply.

TheDarksteel94,

I’m quite familiar with their namesake lol. But if I remember correctly they all got slaughtered by the boss. So I guess some laws DO apply. Back then at least it was Murphy’s. :D

Plopp,

I’ve got some chores that need to get done, how much can I rent your guys for?

fubarx, (edited )

It’s cool tech that is ahead of its time. 5-10 years from now, a big tech company will make something like this and everyone will cry Huzzah!

Magic Leap went the same route.


Edit:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Leap

Judging by the downvotes, I didn’t state my point well enough. Magic Leap took a LOT of money, got a lot of hype, and nearly went out of business multiple times.

But they were also the first ones to demonstrate and kick off overlaying data on top of real world, what we now call Augmented Reality. Their implementation was clunky and the device was expensive, but it showed people a glimpse of what was possible in a head-mounted, immersive form factor. 10 years later, Apple released the Vision Pro which used different tech, but did pretty much what ML1 was trying to do.

I think the Humane AI pin tried some interesting concepts, but is heading in the same direction. The idea of a small, wearable, AI device is interesting. Ten years from now, when you can run it all on-device and have a hands-free, GPT-8 level conversation with it with no cloud connection may well be a yawn.

xavier666,

I understand your point but there is a huge difference between the 2 products.

Right now, we are basically asking AI pin companies “Why can’t this be an app?” And they are giving us vague dodgy corporate answers. Magic leap is a fundamentally different product from a standard smartphone. It failed because the hardware wasn’t there yet even though there was a lot of interest.

In 2023, even with a company like Apple, Apple Vision is seeing slow adoption rates of the product. Why? Bulky + power hungry + expensive, similar issues from back then, albeit to a lesser degree. Till the technology becomes accessible, it will remain as a niche. It has the potential to change a lot of things in healthcare and manufacturing but it still has a long way to go.

The metaverse is also suffering from a similar problem. What can the metaverse do that 2nd Life/Minecraft can’t do? It needs be better than the existing solutions while still having a low barrier to entry price-wise. Do note I’m completely skipping the fact that it’s being heavily pushed by a privacy nightmare of a company.

gedaliyah, (edited )
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

It would be pretty useful to have one of those com badges from Star Trek. That seems to be the form factor.

barsquid,

What now successful tech is this Magic Leap? I don’t think I have heard of them.

fubarx,

Edited my post to explain better.

fubarx,

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Leap

Judging by the downvotes, I didn’t state my point well enough. Magic Leap took a LOT of money, got a lot of hype, and nearly went out of business multiple times.

But they were also the first ones to demonstrate and kick off overlaying data on top of real world, what we now call Augmented Reality. Their implementation was clunky and the device was expensive, but it showed people a glimpse of what was possible in a head-mounted, immersive form factor. 10 years later, Apple released the Vision Pro which used different tech, but did pretty much what ML1 was trying to do.

I think the Humane AI pin tried some interesting concepts, but is heading in the same direction. The idea of a small, wearable, AI device is interesting. Ten years from now, when you can run it all on-device and have a hands-free, GPT-8 level conversation with it with no cloud connection may well be a yawn.

fubarx,

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Leap

Judging by the downvotes, I didn’t state my point well enough. Magic Leap took a LOT of money, got a lot of hype, and nearly went out of business multiple times.

But they were also the first ones to demonstrate and kick off overlaying data on top of real world, what we now call Augmented Reality. Their implementation was clunky and the device was expensive, but it showed people a glimpse of what was possible in a head-mounted, immersive form factor. 10 years later, Apple released the Vision Pro which used different tech, but did pretty much what ML1 was trying to do.

I think the Humane AI pin tried some interesting concepts, but is heading in the same direction. The idea of a small, wearable, AI device is interesting. Ten years from now, when you can run it all on-device and have a hands-free, GPT-8 level conversation with it with no cloud connection may well be a yawn.

fubarx,

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Leap

Judging by the downvotes, I didn’t state my point well enough. Magic Leap took a LOT of money, got a lot of hype, and nearly went out of business multiple times.

But they were also the first ones to demonstrate and kick off overlaying data on top of real world, what we now call Augmented Reality. Their implementation was clunky and the device was expensive, but it showed people a glimpse of what was possible in a head-mounted, immersive form factor. 10 years later, Apple released the Vision Pro which used different tech, but did pretty much what ML1 was trying to do.

I think the Humane AI pin tried some interesting concepts, but is heading in the same direction. The idea of a small, wearable, AI device is interesting. Ten years from now, when you can run it all on-device and have a hands-free, GPT-8 level conversation with it with no cloud connection may well be a yawn.

TheDarkBanana87,

Rabbit R1 will soon to follow

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Meh, that one is cheap enough and has a passable update cycle, I’d say it can stay relevant.

gedaliyah,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

It is also created by a crypto-scheme company. So I’m not sure I have too much confidence

demonsword,
@demonsword@lemmy.world avatar

that one is cheap enough

it’s basically a scam

DemBoSain,
@DemBoSain@midwest.social avatar

Do they accept NFTs?

UnsavoryMollusk,

Maybe you could resale the one nabbit ured to sell to you !

insaan,

Why not? They can only go up in value!

MystikIncarnate,

Honestly, it seems like the only appropriate “currency” to pay for this.

dinckelman,

This is the same as Ben Shapiro telling people to sell their houses once Florida goes under water from a climate crisis. To who? Neptune?

InfiniWheel,

Fucking Aquaman

Grippler,

Obviously to the Merfolk…duh!

Llewellyn,

He really said that? Lol, I’d listen to that gladly, I despise the moron. Do you have a source?

dinckelman,

Here. Classic example of yapping too fast and expecting people to not realize how much nonsense it is

andallthat,

“Spectacular custom built oceanback, home, impressive land views & only a 5 minutes swim to the beach!”

elias_griffin,
@elias_griffin@lemmy.world avatar

When you find out you were only good because you drank the trillion dollar brand Kool-Aid.

Here is female founder’s LinkedIn background image, web search result top 20, with that thing on.

media.licdn.com/dms/image/…/1700176960650?e=21474…

Demographic is…I mean was?

Here is an awkward photo of both Founders: images.fastcompany.net/…/i-Bethany-and-Imran.jpg

dustyData, (edited )

They wanted so bad to be the next Jobs-Wozniak duo. They even made their marketing and presentations coded to look Apple like. There’s a really cringe presentation of Imran showing the pin, and he literally pauses after grand statements several times waiting for cheers and applause, but the audience is completely silence. Once they applaud out of pity or something after an awkwardly long pause, and the dude says something like “thanks, finally” or something along those lines. They are extremely cringe and awkward all the time.

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