_number8_,

another smaller horror of this is: there will 1000% be ads. zero percent chance there will not be ads. even worse, people will be understandably reticent about ads at first, and services will be advertised without ads. then they’ll become subscriptions with ads. just like everything else.

twitter.com/todayininfosec/…/1001834788037128193

advertising is cancer.

superduperenigma,

then they’ll become subscriptions with ads

The credit card on file has expired, please update your payment information within 72 hours or you will lose access to your brain function.

agressivelyPassive,

(he)adblocker

Fester,

For your comfort and convenience, this update deactivates the part of your brain that makes you think you dislike advertisements, among other bug fixes and improvements.

Sudomeapizza,

It’ll just be WallE all over again!

ackzsel,

The function of an ad is to manipulate your behavior. If an implant can do this directly ads aren't needed anymore.

Miclux,

Regarding the brain damage, it looks like he tested it by himself.

smallaubergine,

Unfortunately the damage has been on the animals. https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-pcrm-neuralink-monkey-deaths/

Funny that the very long vox article doesn't mention the wired investigation

YashaB,

and it worked like a charm…

PeleSpirit,

I half expect him to walk out of X with usable wings on one day. He’ll then obviously, fly too close to the sun.

db2,

He’s a genius though, he’d obviously go at night when it’s dark and cooler.

squiblet,
squiblet avatar

They got 'bid adieu' to the birds, though. Bird wasn't cool and edgy enough for Elron. He'd prefer a jet pack.

ArtVandelay,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

Icky-rus Elon

Send_me_nude_girls,

Imagine delivering your vulnerable brain willingly to a troll like Musk

PsychedSy,

Seems like a better use of my brain at least.

Send_me_nude_girls,

Even your brain is worth more than that. Give it a hug.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I notice Elon has never signed up to go up in one of his rockets. I wonder how quickly he’ll sign up to get one of his brain implants?

HoloTheWolf,

Whenever someone brings up a topic like this, I’m always reminded of a book I read as a kid. M.T. Anderson’s Feed

crossfadedragon,

He wants to merge with ai? He can start by sleeping with mark Zuckerberg.

TwoGems,
@TwoGems@lemmy.world avatar

Hopefully his own

jtk,
@jtk@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Anyone that would let that idiot near their brains already killed themselves putting light inside the body.

HerrBeter,

Desperate poor being offered a few dollars

sucricdrawkcab,
@sucricdrawkcab@lemmy.world avatar

This sounds like the beginning of RoboCop 2. Specifically the part when OCP is trying to make a new RoboCop and the test RoboCops flip out. That’s kinda how I see this playing out.

crystalmerchant,

More or less than the monkeys?

Starkstruck,

The biggest reason to never put anything like this in your brain is the idea that they could put ads in your brain.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Even if it was medically safe that’s still your least concern when it comes to IoT devices and network security.

crystalmerchant,

Could?? No, not could. Will.

kromem,

I mean, the high likelihood of developing an infection in your brain seems maybe a bit more concerning, but to each their own I guess.

Sami_Uso,

My initial reaction to this was that would be preferable to ads lmao

Starkstruck,

Of course, I just meant more in the hypothetical ‘this technology is safe for human use and is being widely adopted’ stage.

HipsterTenZero,
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

Ads are kind of like brain infections if you think about it

uriel238,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Mad Science Needs Zombies

Stephen King could probably do a good treatment of the concept. Or AI Michael Crichton.

Whirlgirl9,
Whirlgirl9 avatar

Cyberpsychos immanent...who needs to wait for 2077...

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Technically that kind of thing existed as far back as today in their universe.

Fades,

can literally only end in disaster, just like the monkeys that were tortured to death for Musk’s neuralink bullshit (he wants to rush to human testing btw)

yoz,

I read it somewhere that these monkeys are bred for testing purpose just like chickens and cows are bred for human consumption but not sure how true it is.

foggenbooty,

What’s your point?

yoz,

Woah! You didn’t get the point. Life must be really hard for ya. What did you understand after reading my comment ?

HerrBeter,

It still fails the ethics part, lab animals are purpose bred however it should be scrutinised by a board of ethics

tekila,

Just as it still makes it not right for cows and chickens it makes it not right for monkeys. Or would you be OK if I was breeding humans for slavery purposes?

lightnsfw,

I’m all for it. Let any idiot that wants to allow that asshole to put a chip in their head get it. They can all speedrun themselves out of society.

Gerula,

Are there people still naive enough to believe this conman?

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