zcd,

“If only there was a way to make online dating MORE of a dystopian hellscape”

“You’re not gonna believe this…”

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Hunger Games! … it starts with 20 random players and the last two remaining individuals of any sex or orientation are paired off as a happy couple

massive_bereavement,
massive_bereavement avatar

Hang the DJ?

GluWu,

I volunteer as tribute.

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t this a lawsuit waiting to happen, since users are shown profiles that are supposed to be real people? NAL

rottingleaf,

While you can’t date a chatbot, I’m certain it will fill a certain sexting niche where no real meeting is expected.

For me it would depend, of course, on how good that chatbot is at discussing SW EU, Middle-Earth, Honorverse, Babylon V, SG-1, a smaller fantasy series not sure if translated from Russian, and a few historical periods I’m interested in, Dao De Jing, Jewish religious philosophy (I suck at it, but love voicing my opinions), some poetry united not by genre, but by some feeling hard to detect, POV-Ray, Unix, some other things in computing, and maybe a few other things.

Or I could man up and text that girl not yet ignoring me and complimenting too often, but that wouldn’t require Tinder, so I dunno.

NedRyerson,

Go Hadjar go

danc4498,

It’s that black mirror episode about the dating simulator.

FunkPhenomenon,

back to social drinking for hookups I guess

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

saying AI will help employees with “work-related tasks.”

So, the nonexistent support and moderation teams will be replaced with AI. End users will notice no difference there.

The company says it plans to use the AI for communications, coding, design, analysis, building templates, and eliminating other repetitive tasks.

Yup, end users will match with AI bots, because why not. “Oh, honey, if only you upgraded your plan to PLATINUM DIAMOND BLACK PLUS, I’d be willing to go out with you!”

Match Group has been explicit that it thinks it will be good for its business and the world if just about every part of its users’ interactions is shaped and filtered through the algorithmic lens of artificial intelligence.

Too bad “quantic wishing” (what those “quantic coaches” scammers peddle) doesn’t work, otherwise everything Match Group owns would catch fire real soon.

zarkanian,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yup, end users will match with AI bots, because why not.

Why not? Because that’s fucking stupid, that’s why not. Unless they want to torpedo their business, it’s probably customer support…since that’s what a lot of companies already use AI for.

wabafee,
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

Local AI girlfriend available in your area.

TropicalDingdong,

Its just going to be bots making content and shit for other bots to consume.

UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

We pretend to work and they pretend to pay us.

Alexstarfire,

I’m pretending to work right now. Well, not really pretending. I’m just not working when I’m supposed to be. Last 10 minutes of the day. Fuck it.

dyc3,

Really sticking it to the man.

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Preach brother. I’ve fucked around for 3 hours today so far.

YerbaYerba,

5 min countdown!

Donjuanme,

It would be interesting to gate actual users behind a week long evaluation… I’m not sure I want ai doing it, but have a trial period to see how active a user is, what they’re looking to use the app for, how they communicate, I’d bet you could get much more accurate results… But then it would also limit the amount of people you work with.

werefreeatlast,

My girlfriend really likes my existing wife! And my wife’s boyfriend really loves walks on the beach. In fact he’s probably walking on the beach right now!

LovingHippieCat,

The press release even has a “quote” from chat-GPT even though it is not an AI so is not capable of making the quote without prompting. This is so so stupid.

platypus_plumba,

Hang the DJ

GroundedGator,
Technus,

I’ve been thinking for a bit now that the only way to make a dating app that actually worked for its users would be one that you pay a single fee for up-front. Then there’s no incentive to keep people on it forever: you already got their money. You’d actually want people to have good experiences on it so they get their friends to sign up.

The fee would probably have to be somewhat large, both because it would have to cover operating costs for the foreseeable future, and because it would discourage catfishers.

It might still work as like, a yearly subscription, which would mean more sustainable revenue. I wouldn’t do any less than that. And no a la carte options to nickel and dime people with.

You’d also want to come down hard on account sharing and reselling, for obvious reasons.

Problem is, if you go to any venture capitalist with this idea, they’ll probably fund it, but then immediately sell out to Match Group the split-second they make an offer, and then the enshittification would begin.

The only way to prevent that would be to entirely crowdfund it, or have some sort of collective ownership and governance so no single greedy bastard can sell out.

Num10ck,

and then they start offering a drastically more expensive tier for a separate pool of higher ‘quality’ candidates that only want to interact with other higher tier meat.

Capricorn_Geriatric,

And then the higher quality pool has a larger percentage of bots than the standard one

lolcatnip,

I would never pay an up-front fee because my past results with dating apps have been atrocious. I would be much more willing to pay for each match I communicate with, because then if they can’t at least find people for me to talk to, I don’t pay them.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

That creates an incentive for them to fill the service with bots and fake profiles, so that’s a terrible idea for users.

lolcatnip,

If their “service” is an outright scam I won’t keep paying for it regardless of their pricing structure.

fidodo,

I think you’re describing professional match makers?

Patches,

He is describing what professional match makers should be.

But they’re more like life coaches in real life. A total scam.

fidodo,

I thought legit ones existed, but I guess the concept exists but hasn’t been paired with technology and scaled. Tech bros are more concerned about making a cheap buck than providing a good service so they’d rather come up with a shitty addictive service that you have to pay for forever rather than coming up with an efficient service that actually achieves the goal.

Technus,

Pretty much, but in app form, yeah.

TheCoralReefsAreDying69,

That would make business side incentives more aligned with the user side, but I could never see anything with a high barrier of entry accumulating enough users to actually be usable.

Maybe its free at first and as it grows in size and activity the cost goes up? That feels kinda sketchy

hansl,

There is a dating website for millionaires. I wonder how their revenue stream works but they advertise that they don’t accept men under a certain net worth. I guess a high barrier of entry could work for that market.

TheCoralReefsAreDying69,

Good point. I guess that depends on a quality over quantity promise, which I guess would also fit op’s idea.

Patches,

Sugar Baby dot com?

hansl,

Found it: www.millionairematch.com

You have to prove your net worth. Sugar daddy/baby are prohibited.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Meet 5,587,701+ High-Quality Singles and Build Serious Relationships

I highly doubt it has that many real users. My guess is that’s just the total amount of created accounts.

2,033,000+ Monthly Conversations

Yup, no way in hell 5m users would generate so few chats. It’s either less than 1 match per month for those 5 million, or more like 1 million active monthly users having 2 matches on average.

I also can’t register because I live in a poor country, lol

Technus,

Yeah, I thought about maybe making it free for women, but besides being sexist and exclusionary, I think that would just open it up to the scams that plague all other dating apps.

At the end of the day, people don’t realize how much they spend on stupid shit throughout the year. A full year of Netflix or Spotify or a WoW subscription (assuming you’re not taking advantage of long-term commitment discounts) comes out to $150-200, and those add up if you’re going in on multiple services.

The price point I had in mind was like $99/year. Shit, they’re wanting to charge about that much for new AAA games now. I’d have to do more math to figure out if that’d actually be viable, but it’s the number that popped into my head. I think it’d be doable in the $100-200 range, and I actually have a bit of experience with how much it costs to run a platform like this.

Paying for a dating app definitely feels wrong, like you’re hiring an escort or something, but people spend money on their love life all the time: buying clothes, going out to bars and clubs, paying for cover charges and drinks, dumping money on OnlyFans creators in the hope that they’ll pay the slightest bit of attention to you, etc.

I think if the value proposition is clear and obvious, like a dating app where you know everyone there is serious about it because they paid to be there, it would have a decent chance of working out.

There is the question of how to get people on the platform in the first place, because you’re definitely right in that there is a chicken and egg problem. Why pay for a dating app that no one is using?

Firstly, there should be some sort of money-back guarantee if someone literally can’t get any matches, to avoid people thinking they got scammed. Maybe a no-questions-asked policy for the first couple weeks, like with Steam. A good user experience would be paramount for the success of the platform, so even if someone doesn’t have any luck they should ideally still feel like the platform gave them a fair shake.

Additionally, I think it should be open to sign up for free before full launch, to seed the user pool. I have some thoughts on how users can help keep scammers off the platform by verifying each other, and that would be the only thing they can do before launch. This could also be a way for users who can’t or don’t want to pay to earn access to the platform after launch. And to incentivize users to keep helping out, they could get a boost in search results if they helped verify a handful of users every day.

Also, if the project was crowdfunded, that should definitely come with either a year or lifetime membership, so that’s another a source of users who are invested in the success of the platform, and who are going to be excited to use it day-one.

Promethiel,
@Promethiel@lemmy.world avatar

I have no idea how to best present all that you said at the right time and places to capture enough grassroots attention to actually take off, but man. That really does all read like the perfect "disruption (pardon the tech bro term) to Match’s model.

hedgehog,

This is a fairly big departure from what you proposed here but your comment made me think about it:

If you had one time / every 5 year payments, you could charge a fairly sizable amount and then use a portion of that money to hire people to vet, interview, and take professional photographs of every user for their profiles (which they could of course combine with their own pictures, though those would be unverified). I’m thinking like $500+, to be clear - but for that you get:

  • great pictures taken of you
  • more confidence that anyone you see or match with is actually the person they say they are
  • ability to have your interview used for determining compatibility, such that anyone you’re introduced to on the app is much more likely to be into you and someone you’re into
DarthBane,

You could make it a location based service, and prices increase as the number of users in the area increases. This incentivizes people to sign up when there’s not a lot of active users in your area because it’s cheap/free. Then as more people in an area sign up, new users pay more to reflect the added value of the app.

Patches,

But if your app was truly so great then the number of users would always be decreasing in a given area.

DarthBane,

There’s always people growing up and entering the dating pool

Patches,

Not at the world’s current replenishment rate…

UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

the only way to make a dating app that actually worked for its users would be one that you pay a single fee for up-front. Then there’s no incentive to keep people on it forever

But without a continuous revenue stream, there’s no good way to grow your revenue forever. Eventually, you’ll peak, as the majority of potential users have purchased the app, and then its downhill unless we get another baby boom.

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Could that not be a business model for an entrepreneur? Make the app, advertise it as a limited time only thing. Get the entry fee from everyone and at the end it shuts down. Like those pop up shops. With proper advertisement it could work well since it would go against the counter culture of what regular dating apps are. They would have an incentive to properly match everyone as quick and well as they can since the app isn’t here forever.

EldritchFeminity,

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