Report Finds ​Uvalde Police Waited 77 Minutes Debating Many Reasons Gunshots Could Be Going Off In Classroom

UVALDE, TX—Nearly two years after the tragic mass shooting left 19 children and two teachers dead, a Justice Department report released Thursday found Uvalde police waited nearly 77 minutes to enter Robb Elementary School as they debated the many reasons gunshots could be going off in a classroom. “Our findings suggest Uvalde police officers spent one hour and 17 minutes in the parking lot brainstorming all the possibilities for why semi-automatic gunfire was issuing from within the school,” the report read in part, describing how the police huddled together, discussed why there was probably a perfectly reasonable explanation for gunfire emanating from an elementary school, and spent well over an hour listing off dozens of sources that could produce a similar sound, including a “hoodlum throwing firecrackers,” heavy books dropping on the floor, someone playing a video game “like Call Of Duty” on their laptop, or even a music teacher playing early ’90s gangsta rap. “At one point, the Uvalde school police chief [Pete Arredondo] appears to have prevented a few concerned officers from approaching the school, insisting they ‘hadn’t gotten to the bottom of this stuff yet’ and urging them to look up ‘mysterious gunshot-like noises’ on Google. That’s when they came up with the idea that the shots might have simply been someone beatboxing, which they got really excited about for 20 minutes.” The report also confirmed that police officers spent an additional half hour discussing how the screaming was probably nothing to be worried about because children that age tend to scream about everything.

eestileib,

I ate the whole onion on this one.

PrincessLeiasCat,

Holy shit this is absolute fire and I’m here for it.

rouxdoo,
@rouxdoo@lemmy.world avatar

WTF is actually up with these “civil warriors” who abstained? I live in TX and the general vibe is “if someone needs killin’ I’m down to do the deed.” Most people are generally willing to wade in to conflict if it happens upon them. How, TF, did these diaper-wearing sacks of tears manage to get their law enforcement credentials stamped?

If I ran away from my duties at work I would be fired immediately. They trained on their roles extensively - “how to neutralize an armed adversary, how to defuse an armed conflict situation, how to…for fuck’s sake keep a child from being shot by an idiot.” Every one of these cowards are still employed - whaat, the actual fuck, is up with that?!!

SwingingTheLamp,

What the actual fuck is up with that is exactly that these cowards are still employed. Why rush into a dangerous situation if you still get paid if you don’t?

AnarchoSnowPlow,

The supreme court ruled in 2005 that police officers do not have a duty to intervene and protect the public.

It’s literally not their job. It’s enough to make you wonder why the fuck they get to carry guns and order people around if protecting the public isn’t their job. I wonder what their job actually is.

SwingingTheLamp,

What’s interesting is that language is flexible enough that phrases like “law and order” mean different things to different people. We hear it and think, law = rules of conduct, and order = civil peace. Plenty of other Americans think, law = agents of authority, and order = hierarchy. To put it another way, police brutality isn’t a bug in the system, it’s a feature.

cybervseas,

Preserve the status quo for property owners.

slaacaa,

The job of US police is to uphold the status quo and protect the elite’s property

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