NotBillMurray,

“Hey man, your house is a war zone now, you should leave”

“Cool, can I leave to a safe place?”

“Well no, we’ll shoot you as you’re leaving, bomb refugee camps, and prevent foreign aid from reaching you.”

“Cool cool, guess I’ll go fuck myself then.”

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