Use my ice breath to combat global warming.
-Superman
Make sure that Superman understands that it’s green house gases cause climate change before he tries exhaling with his “ice breath” to counter global warming.
-Batman
Don’t beat yourself up for taking all that veal Prince Orloff and having to put some back. Yes it was awkward. Just don’t obsess about it. Everybody does embarrassing things, it’s called being human. Try to become more comfortable with it this year. Also fire Ted, enough is enough.