skoombidoombis, to HashtagGames
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skoombidoombis, to HashtagGames
@skoombidoombis@masto.ai avatar

Giving up mother’s milk.

-Homelander

EmptySet, to HashtagGames
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skoombidoombis, to HashtagGames
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Scooby is giving up scooby snacks. And Shaggy is, too. Wink wink

ClaraListensprechen4, to HashtagGames


When Ifind the exit to this rabbit hole I'm going into drug rehab.

--Alice

ClaraListensprechen4,


Scratch that. Gonna get drug rehab scheduled for Lewis Caroll.

--Alice

ClaraListensprechen4, to HashtagGames


Going to go on Craig's List to find somebody else to bug.

--Jiminy Cricket

ClaraListensprechen4, to HashtagGames


To see an out-of-state carpenter about a nose job.

--Pinoccio

ClaraListensprechen4, to HashtagGames


Not skip out on any anger management classes

--The Hulk

MyWoolyMastadon, to HashtagGames
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Start to live life more for me and my girl and not worry so much about the bad children.

--Krampus

JoeDunlavy, to HashtagGames

Use my ice breath to combat global warming.
-Superman

Make sure that Superman understands that it’s green house gases cause climate change before he tries exhaling with his “ice breath” to counter global warming.
-Batman

paul, to HashtagGames
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Learn how to distill my own hand sanitizer ~ Adrian Monk


Mr. Monk demanding a wipe multiple times

ClaraListensprechen4, to HashtagGames


New Year's resolution? What year is this? MARTY!!!

--Doc Brown

BonnettsBooks, to HashtagGames
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Let bygones be bygones, and her little dog, too!

CardboardRobot, to HashtagGames
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Don’t beat yourself up for taking all that veal Prince Orloff and having to put some back. Yes it was awkward. Just don’t obsess about it. Everybody does embarrassing things, it’s called being human. Try to become more comfortable with it this year. Also fire Ted, enough is enough.


Grayceowens, to HashtagGames
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"Doing a little yoga, empathy, and grass-fed protein drinks." —Darth Vader

paul, to HashtagGames
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...More heckling at people during Zoom meetings ~ Statler and Waldorf


Statler and Waldorf

DemocracySpot, (edited ) to HashtagGames
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"Watson, this is a very small flat. We don't want to clutter it up with women!"


Sherlock Holmes will *finally come out, declare his love for Watson, fire Mrs. Hudson and hire Sven, a handsome Swedish housekeeper and masseur.

madbarrister, to HashtagGames
@madbarrister@mastodon.social avatar

Get it together.
--Humpty Dumpty


BigBoppa, to HashtagGames
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Try not to be so reclusive. Get out there and make some friends for a change.

Bigfoot


angiebaby, to HashtagGames
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"Get a new supplier." - Wile E. Coyote


CardboardRobot, to HashtagGames
@CardboardRobot@mstdn.social avatar

ChatGPT: See someone about my hallucinations.


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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"It will be The Year of Linux on the Desktop"

-- time traveler from like 15 years ago because we all switched eons ago amirite

CardboardRobot, to HashtagGames
@CardboardRobot@mstdn.social avatar

Anakin: Watch youtubes to improve cosplay skills.


BigBoppa, to HashtagGames
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Stay home on Christmas Eve

John McClain


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