Dear neighborhood community leader,
You're a very nice guy, but is the leafblower on a Sunday afternoon, really that necessary? Or a leafblower at all? These dead leaves belong to the ground where they fell (and their goal is to fertilize it) not in an incinerator.
So I didn't bother learning the name of the UK's new Prime Minister thinking he was just going to last a few weeks, but he's sticking around. Does it mean I need to make a Google search?
And about Germany's new chancellor? Merkel is gone, gone, right? I need to look him up too?