🎵I want a fruitcakepotamus for Christmas
Only a fruitcakepotamus will do
No crocodiles, or rhinoceroseses
I only like fruitcakepotamuseses
And fruitcakepotamuses like me too! 🎵
Old Mister Johnson had troubles of his own
He had a yellow cake that wouldn't leave its home
He tried and he tried to give the cake away
He gave it to a man goin' far, far away
'We will not eat fruit-cake because it has rum
One taste of which turns a man into a bum
O! who could imagine a greater disgrace…
Than a man in the gutter with crumbs on his face!
Away, away with rum, by Gum
With rum, by Gum (2×)
THE SONG OF THE TEMPERANCE UNION'