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kierkegaank

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And it happened that the endless ethereal void condensed, merged with the ethereal silly and achieved self awareness enough to always feel awkward and out of place

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msquebanh, to random
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Back at dentist & I'm full of anxieties.
Getting rest of molars out today.

https://youtube.com/shorts/jdAqP-syraw?si=3_HrGjmnD87l4H1a

#AsianMastodon #dentist #anxiety #nervous

kierkegaank,
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@msquebanh i used to have insurmountable dentist anxiety. I still do but now it’s for the bill.

kierkegaank,
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@msquebanh ugh! My worst extraction created a hole from my mouth to my sinus cavity, but was lucky to avoid an infection before my gum grew together

kierkegaank, to random
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ABBA - Knowing pee, knowing poo

kierkegaank, to HashtagGames
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Cat looks sad when I try to leave

#HashtagGames
#ExcusesForCallingOffWork

kierkegaank, to random
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After losing his Smaug level compensation from Tesla in a Delaware court, Elmo held an X poll on whether Tesla should relocate to Texas, and 80% of his deranged cult voted yes. So now he’s bringing it to the board, expecting to be able to rip the publically traded corporation off again

Anyway, here are the Death Grips

https://youtu.be/Orlbo9WkZ2E

kierkegaank,
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@minervakoenig They’re domiciled in delaware because it’s super beneficial for corporations you’re not trying to plunder

gabrielesvelto, to OpenAI
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Isn't it funny that claims they can't develop without access to copyrighted material? Because everybody has access to copyrighted material, they just need to license it and pay some royalties to... millions of people? Oh, wait.

kierkegaank,
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@gabrielesvelto oh no, we’re losing clippy!

CultureDesk, (edited ) to coffee
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Sales of coffee are going down — in America, at least — and earlier this month, TODAY declared going decaf to be "the new sober." Salon's Mary Elizabeth Williams talked to experts about how harmful caffeine really is, sneaky sources of it, and techniques for cutting down your intake. Are you trying to reduce your caffeine consumption in 2024?

https://flip.it/P2JU1a

kierkegaank,
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@CultureDesk We noticed a 0.3% drop in caffeine consumption month over month so now the market is DEAD

cstross, to random
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iPhone survives 5km fall, and still works: https://mendeddrum.org/@swaldman/111720437587863267

iPhone survives 10 months on bottom of a river, and still works: https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/06/23/man-recovers-iphone-lost-at-the-bottom-of-a-river-for-10-months

Charlie's Law of Ruggedized Consumer Electronics: If it can survive an event that would kill the owner, you don't need to ruggedize it any further.

(This might be why phone manufacturers are now pushing towards foldable—hence fragile, easily broken—phone screens.)

kierkegaank,
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@cstross apple genius: sorry you got it wet, but you can buy a refurbished model for almost as much as a new phone

fmhilton, to HashtagGames
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Reporter gets nearly stranded during military coup in South East Asia.

kierkegaank,
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@fmhilton killing fields or the one with mel gibson

fmhilton, to HashtagGames
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A hare named roger


kierkegaank,
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@fmhilton roger rabbit

fmhilton, to HashtagGames
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The public bad boy


kierkegaank,
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@fmhilton public enemy

kierkegaank, to random
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Apparently Rizz is an edgy teeny abbreviation of charisma, so maybe it’s not actually a neologism?

Although that could be my biases talking because I never stopped feeling weird about it

kierkegaank, to random
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kierkegaank, to random
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The reputation of bidets in America suffered a fatal blow they never recovered from after the first version on the market mixed up imperial- and SI units

kierkegaank, to random
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We sat down with the lead designer of Boeing 737 MAX to talk about cutting cost designs of mass air travel

kierkegaank, to random
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Microsoft has over ten thousand dedicated researchers working on how to make windows insufferable. Co-pilot is a revolution in our field of research, says unit manager Katarina Fisticuffs

kierkegaank, to random
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I’ve been informed last weeks post was incorrect. Winter mondays don’t qualify as cosmic horror and I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused the old gods.

futurebird, to random
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Are you a fancy pants foodie who likes fancy jam?

Have you been sad because your jam got mold after only a month or so?

That's how fancy jam works, no preservatives. You pay the price, but I've found a solution that's worked for years:

After you crack the jam open and use it (always with a clean knife, minimize time it's open! Don't let spores in!) Pour a thin layer of honey over the top of the jam. This will prevent mold. It's yummy too.

(What's your food preservation tip?)

kierkegaank,
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@futurebird a microbiology food safety professor told me hard and semisoft cheeses are fine if you cut away the bad mold, but not fresh or processed cheese. And that toxins from even one single fungus infected peanut can cause cancer decades later. That last bit left me somewhat paranoid

kierkegaank, to random
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- the theme is moving

David Bowie, Speed of life

https://youtu.be/Hkyp6HCqrs4

RickiTarr, to random
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Twins laugh in the face of God, and should be punished.

I will not be taking questions.

kierkegaank,
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@RickiTarr paternal twins too?

kierkegaank, to random
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Wayne LaPierre watched Pulp Fiction and decided to quit his job to walk the land like David Carradine in Kung Fu and be the good guy with a gun wherever he was needed

kierkegaank, to random
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The ridiculously talented Andre Braugher passed away from lung cancer a few weeks ago. On the trailblazing early 90’s show Homicide: life on the streets he coincidentally played a detective who was an unrepentant massive smoker in an asbestos ridden police building…

and he married his on screen wife from the show too

Eddietg42, to random
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I propose a new personality test-scale of morality

Pick either man

-something they say or do.

reaction?

  1. OMG!!! WTF is wrong with you? How could you possibly say &/ or do X

  2. Jeebus dude! I might sometimes do x or think y but I'm not going to say it out loud & definitely not going to brag about it!!!

  3. Not sure understand/ agree-but what's the big deal-free country, right?

  4. Positive role model! My hero!
    ..

  5. Sane- moral

  6. Possibly not republican

  7. MAGA lite

  8. MAGA/ NAZI

kierkegaank,
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@Eddietg42 hey, one of those nepo cunts made an occasional profit

kierkegaank,
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@Eddietg42 are you sure 45 made a profit that wasn’t an oligark gift?

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