enobacon, to random
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I have an idea, let's require drivers register their vehicle and have a clearly legible number on the front and back #DriverAccountability https://oregon.public.law/statutes/ors_803.540 $115 fine

rear of vehicle, Oregon plate 387LEE

enobacon,
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if your car is red you can violate ORS 803.540 because that law is for nerds.

rear of vehicle, Oregon plate TB 39826 woohoo sportsball go team

enobacon, to random
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if you don't know how to drive, just take your front license plate off and do whatever TF you want

enobacon, to random
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if you get to the school and can't find a legit place to park, just park in the spot or one of the 3 or 4 non-spots next to it, because "we all have to drive, right?"

enobacon, to cycling
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it counts as if you park with your car door hanging open in the bike lane so you can put your feet up.

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enobacon, to random
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if you rolled halfway through the crosswalk seconds before a pedestrian was going to step into it, you just can't stop sorry, remember to shrug about it.

enobacon,
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Unless you were looking left while turning right, then just say the sun was in your eyes.

enobacon, to cycling
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when someone on a bike signals well ahead, makes a legal maneuver, has the right of way, and you had plenty of time to stop, you should honk to let them know you didn't want to.

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