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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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My scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field.

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@Kahte 🫠

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Invisible planes?

Can’t see them taking off...

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My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.

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@Alice
I didn’t write it. It’s one of those really old jokes that have been around forever. ☺️

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@athayes 🤭

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If I can make just one person laugh…

…it’s not a good joke.

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I’m more of a distance runner than a sprinter.

I’m better off in the long run.

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is currently writing smash hit songs because OnlyFans is not a viable option.

https://youtube.com/channel/UCODHoyCwEoGged7UU0FSjKg

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“It’s . You probably wouldn’t know it. It’s so underground.”

https://songwhip.com/dgar/littleblackhatchback

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@revdjenk
✌️😁🤘

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I knew a baker who kneaded to have fun.

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Them: I’m leaving you.

Me: Is it because I always act like I know everything?

Them: Yes.

Me: I knew it!

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Walking on hot coals is sole destroying.

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A pig jumped out and surprised me.

I was hambushed.

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@Kahte 🫶☺️

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@boogiechild ☺️

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I’m so modern that rather than walking into a room and forgetting why I went there, I open Google and forget what I was looking for.

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Kahte, to random French
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Bonne soirée les Mastochoux, on peut dire que cette journée fut remplit de surprises, plus ou moins bonnes. Des bisous, des calinoux, des naméhooux. A demain

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@Kahte 🤗

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