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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like from me simply means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #Indie

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Of course Apollo 11 was staged! That’s how we launch rockets, in stages!! Even the Lunar Module had two stages! Sheesh! 🙄

It’s Always Monday On The Moon.

https://songwhip.com/dgar/its-always-monday-on-the-moon

dgar, to random
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Nine months isn't really that long...

But to some, it can feel like maternity.

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@inkican 😏

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@bloodykneelers
Like the CH in chair, followed by the ORES in cores.

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@bekopharm 😁

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@br00t4c 😂

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@dougiec3 😊

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The last couple of spacecraft sent to the Moon have obviously been drunk.

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@ada 🤭

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They should try landing on a Monday.

https://songwhip.com/dgar/its-always-monday-on-the-moon

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@pravda
Thereisnospacebar.

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@Jorsh @ada 🤭

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is way too young to be this old already!

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@GustavinoBevilacqua
When Napoleon was half my age, he was Emperor over a considerable portion of Europe.
Probably less helpful consideration… 😏

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@LikeItOrLumpIt
No. Just feeling it. But, thank you! 🫶🤗

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@LikeItOrLumpIt
I’ve done it a couple of times now. Always accidentally. And one post that made everyone think I was leaving Mastodon! 🤭

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@justafrog 😊

Bwee, to animals
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If a cat allows you to pet the tummy,

CONGRATULATIONS!!

Kitty trusts you as much as they can possibly trust anyone. You are not just Kitty-Approved, you are Kitty-ADORED.

🐈🐈🐈

If a dog allows you to pet the tummy,

CONGRATULATIONS!!

They are a dog!

🐕🐕🐕

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@Bwee what about dragons?

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@Bwee 😁

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joins in with the werewolves, because it’s fun.

Arooo!! Arooooo!!!

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