So I decided that I was going to make predictions about 2024 instead of resolutions. Some of these (a lot) suck, so I tried to even them out with less suck-y things. Lemme know what you think.
** Jimmy Carter Dies
** Trump Gets Re-elected
** Putin Gets Assassinated
** Attempted Assassination on Netanyahu
** Gay Marriage is Repealed
** Marijuana Federally Legalized
** King Charles Gets Sick
** Midwestern (US) Wildfires
** Polar Vortex in the Midwest
** School Shooting at a Prestigious College (Ivy League type)
** Federal Minimum Wage Increased
** Devastating Hurricane in the Pacific Ocean
** Something Bad Thaws from the Arctic Ice
** High of 105F in Wisconsin
** Epstein Client List Released
** Shooting at the Voting Booth
** Capitol Pipe Bomber Identified and Publicly Named