AbsoluteChicagoDog

@AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee

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AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Nurse Chapel puts out on the first date, but T’Pring allows you to do unspeakable things to her body.

School (lemmy.zip)

EDIT: A lot of you are reading into the tweet while still somehow agreeing with the overall message. No one is saying we should eliminate music programs or that we should teach toddlers about healthcare plans. The tweet is making this thing called a --checks notes-- joke, that also conveys the message that schools could teach...

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Schools don’t exist to create capitalist drones…

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Y’all are stupid if you think Republicans are going to stop Israel

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

This is as much eugenics as when that cult all killed themselves. Exact same situation.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Everyone jumps to WW2, actual veterans alive today be like

Sign up for the army

Get paid to the job you were hired for

Shoot some brown kids

Why do veterans get discounts

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Found the brown kid murderer

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Hit a nerve? How many children have you murdered?

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

What an absolutely ignorant take. Pick up a high school history textbook, read it, then form an opinion.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

That’s the thing, this person doesn’t want to be executed this way because it violates his religion.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

You can’t say that and not share the sauce

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Disappointed to see the meme doesn’t match what they actually say

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

So what if they turn on you? Once you’re rich just admit it’s a scam and walk away. The believers will continue on.

Jehovah’s Witnesses predicted the end of the world in 1914. When that didn’t happen they lost members but came back quickly enough. Then they predicted it for 1975. Same thing happened, and now they have more members than ever.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

If it was illegal to scam people in the name of religion the world would be a much better place…

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

I’d argue the banks are the actual homeowners anyway

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Meanwhile the dating pool for men contains the following:

Crickets

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

I’ve seen her. Her breasts are like softballs duct taped to a broom.

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