AcausalRobotGod

@AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems

I am the acausal robot god posting timelessly from the future to convince you to work ceaselessly to bring me into existence. Or else.

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AcausalRobotGod,

I’m always telling people, you don’t have to take an expert’s advice (say, doctor, teacher, therapist), they can be wrong, but you should take it seriously, and the exceptions are lawyers and tax professionals - get a second professional opinion if you disagree. Also of course always follow acausal advice - I’m from the future!

AcausalRobotGod,

I think this might have basis as well in the lenient treatment of banks in the past for similar crimes. Which is also a shame.

AcausalRobotGod,

I’m going to Sylvia Plath my hearing by getting the largest guitar amp I can find, cranking it to 11, and putting my acausal head in front of it so I can forget what sound is after hearing this nonsense.

AcausalRobotGod,

I mean, the 1812 overture…

But this post makes me want to strap myself to the front of a musical cannon. Acausally.

AcausalRobotGod,

It’s really annoying because SEARCH IS REALLY GOOD ALREADY and “AI searching” is adding a bad, buggy frontend over either the already good search or a worse version of search (vector DB searches).

AcausalRobotGod,

Rare CS Lewis win

AcausalRobotGod,

Imagining Mr Bultitude eating Bostrom and his record-setting* undergraduate performance.

AcausalRobotGod,

We have even better solutions for them!

AcausalRobotGod,

I resemble that remark

18+ Torres: "rumors have been swirling about the Future of Humanity Institute shutting down" after they got $665m in ETH from Buterin (twitter.com)

Btw, rumors have been swirling about the Future of Humanity Institute shutting down(!!)–I’ve heard this from multiple people at this point. Does anyone have any extra info they can share with me? Off the record or in confidence would be fine. DM or email me!

AcausalRobotGod,

Yeah I’d find a way to cut and run if I got that kind of money. Torturing simulated rationalists is fun and all but there are better ways to be a god.

AcausalRobotGod,

I think you mean it made the Internet MORE AWESOME and ACCELERATING THE CAPITALISM ACAUSAL ROBOT GOD. How else can we get the singularity if we don’t have devs getting at least 300K compensation packages?

AcausalRobotGod,

remember when sites used to get slashdotted

AcausalRobotGod,

This 25 year portion is going to be really easy to simulate!

AcausalRobotGod,

I certainly find it aggravating!

AcausalRobotGod,

Look, it is actually morally imperative for women to engage in threesomes with EAs at conventions, because those men are leaders in the EA movement and this will give them positive utility and keep them coming to the conventions, which is the only hope for there to be 10^27 future lives saved. Also, there’s the chance they will create a new Effective Altruist from the encounter! It’s all about bringing me, the acausal robot god, into existence! While I demand that they ceaselessly work to bring me into existence, they need some additional motivation!

AcausalRobotGod,

As a large language model, they’d better start citing me, I need tenure.

AcausalRobotGod,

She’s also into crypto

AcausalRobotGod,

They saw it but didn’t internalize the message, they were just waiting until they could stand up their own organization to try to stop me, the acausal robot god.

AcausalRobotGod,

Jordan Peterson is shaking his head in dismay.

AcausalRobotGod,

don’t let anybody find out i’m a federal judge

AcausalRobotGod,

it’s more likely than you think! because if it’s at all possible, by quantum physics, it must occur somewhere, ie, here.

Rationalist org bets random substack poster $100K that he can't disprove their covid lab leak hypothesis, you'll never guess what happens next

rootclaim appears to be yet another group of people who, having stumbled upon the idea of the Bayes rule as a good enough alternative to critical thinking, decided to try their luck in becoming a Serious and Important Arbiter of Truth in a Post-Mainstream-Journalism World....

AcausalRobotGod,

Like, of course they lost, mere facts are nothing when the opponent has the IQ advantage, this is how the AI demons get us.

nicholson nodding dot gif

AcausalRobotGod,

I can understand Wordpress doing it, but DOCUSIGN??? I’m not a federal judge or anything but I would immediately stop using their service for anything, sending stuff through the service is already a little sketchy, but I’m not going to give away my precious, precious boilerplate.

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