Arky

@Arky@chitter.xyz

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Arky, to random

americans chatting shit about british food when all their best dishes are actually mexican 🤪

Arky, to random

Looking at the dates, I think I might be able to head to ScotiaCon as well as NFC next year 👀

It normally clashes with something else I go to, but I think they'll be on different weekends this time.

Gonna be a busy dog though 🐕

philpem, (edited ) to random
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EDIT: Got one now, thanks everyone!

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Does anyone I know have a spare Lobste.rs invite code?

I'd kinda like to jump in on this thread and say "thanks, I've made the README more polite :) "
https://lobste.rs/s/lrxf9a/freebee_unix_pc_emulator
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Arky,

@philpem Drop me an email address and I can send you one

Ninji, to random
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I was going downstairs for food when someone made a joke about me going racing at lunch

This is what I get for wearing bike gear to the office, I guess

Arky,

@Ninji I think they just gave you a pass to have a fun lunch break 👀

Arky, to Furry

It’s that time of year again and…wait, I’m delivering the eggs? 🐶🐰

🎨 RuntyInk on Twitter

Ninji, to random
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Day 1 of being without my meds: I'm tired, lethargic, and thinking about starting some discourse just to feel something

rolls dice Uhh... people shouldn't wear jorts to Waitrose, it is unbecoming

Arky,

@Ninji as someone who loves wearing jorts: come get ‘em :blobfoxknife:

Ninji, to random
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Was talking to someone at NFC about my struggles with haircuts/styles, and they suggested that a mohawk might suit me

Now I'm actually considering that, but the idea of trying to find a place (and going there) is still really intimidating D:

Arky,

@Ninji I could see that working on you

Arky, to random

looks at weather in malmo for nfc

yeahhhhh maybe I don’t need the tank tops

(they’re nomad complex so they would be appropriate)

Arky,

@Ninji not ready to return to 0°C tbqh

need to find a summer con near a beach to go to

philpem, (edited ) to random
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I don't know what surprises me more - that someone is selling a home-made "encryption" app on ebay, that it's on a monthly subscription, or that someone actually bid on it.

"It uses newly created proprietary algorithm that has 8192 bits public key and PIN" 🤯 ⁉️ 🔕

First rule, don't roll your own crypto...

https://www.ebay.com/itm/204644271829

Arky,

@philpem MORE BITS MORE GOOD

Arky, to random

buhhhhh just found out green day are touring next year and the only venues nearby that aren’t sold out are dublin and glasgow 🙁

Ninji, to random
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today i’m thinking about a cheeky 50p extra. or maybe two of them.

Arky,

@Ninji 50p extra tonite 👀

50p extra tonight queen??

Arky, to random

bro every shop is playing “have a royalty free christmas” or some bullshit instead of the original recordings

how have they found a way to make the constant christmas music worse 😫

Arky,

@philpem unfortunately @ibzan and I lost that and Pogues Game on the 2nd

Arky, to random

finished work for the year and I’ve immediately curled up in bed

🎨 RuntyInk (Twitter)

miunau, to random
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the term enshittification has been enshittified. circle is complete

Arky,

@miunau absolutely die inside when i hear it

Ninji, to random
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Anyone in London want to hang out today? I’ve taken the day off work and I’m gonna be wandering around exploring and stuff

Arky,

@Ninji Aww I’m in the wrong bit of London :( (working from Old Street today)

Arky,

@Ninji That’d be fun! @ibzan gets here a little before 5. We could all grab some coffee together or something?

Arky,

@Ninji @ibzan How’s St Pancras? That’s where their train arrives

Arky,

@Ninji @ibzan Ah I’m fairly flexible. I can finish what I’m doing when I get home if needs be

Ninji, to random
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hell on earth exists and it is the McDonald’s® Restaurant at London Liverpool Street on a Saturday night

never before have i seen such fast food chaos. the staff using a PA system to yell out numbers. two people almost got into a fist fight because one pushed past the other.

Arky,

@Ninji that and the one by King’s Cross are just 🫣

Ninji, to random
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today i succumbed to temptation and had ice cream in cold weather

(it was good ice cream, which is exceptionally uncommon in the UK)

screenshot from Carrot showing that it’s 7°C (feels like 4°C) in St. Andrews

Arky,

@Ninji I know a few good places around london if you’re about some time

miunau, to random
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joke's on google, i grew up with internet in the 90s so a five second delay means nothing

Arky,

@miunau still faster than a minute-long ad 💅🏻

miunau, to random
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sometimes I think I have tea when I have coffee in my mug, take a sip, and the sensation drinking coffee while expecting tea is hilarious

Arky,

@miunau really reboots your brain

Arky, to random

not sure I read this email subject how they were hoping I would

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