@Bard@transfem.social

Bard

@Bard@transfem.social

UK-based, 36y/o. Pansexual soft creature, he/him.
Some kind of AMAB genderqueer... thing.

https://pronouns.cc/@HylianBard

Ask me things! https://retrospring.net/@Bard

Gaming enthusiast, anime aficionado and proud rat dad.

Monogamous. Married to @Naz

Trans rights are human rights. We should improve society somewhat.

"Bard is one of my favourite brothers" -@yassie_j
"gotta break a few Bards to make an omelette" -https://transfem.social/@vivianers
"The Yuri supply is apparently one of my hallmarks." -@Bard
"if anyone said “continue to collect anime girls that make me go doki-doki” I would cringe, but when you say it, it sounds cool" -@yassie_j
"you do the funnys and you care about people" -https://transfem.social/@BlahajBlast
"you make me feel up when I'm down" -@Sparky
"The Cute Purple Creature" -@vaelfonia

Backup alt account: @Bard

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Bard, to random

It's funny how whenever I end up seeing a reminder of a certain person I have blocked, it's never just one reference. Somehow I always also end up seeing an unrelated unmuted comment or something. Coincidence is a hell of a thing sometimes.

Bard, to random

Sitting in solidarity with my eepy trans sisters (I am still not out of bed at 10:30)

Bard,

@NotThatDeep We all deserve a nice Sunday lie in ​:Blobhaj_Heart_Trans:​

Bard, to random

I should finish my gunpla today. I only have the shield and weapons to go, this should be easy.

Bard, to random

Right, that was... Fun. No matter, if anything it just reinforced my thoughts.

Anyhoo, off to bed. Nini my supportive friends!

Bard, to random

"Oh no, I still feel really awkward and nervous being out in these clothes; maybe I'm wrong about this after all"

No Bard, you are still an AMAB getting used to dressing differently in a cishet world where everyone dresses the same.
And you only cracked like four days ago or something; calm down.

MagicLike, to random German
@MagicLike@mstdn.social avatar

I got up :AI_Yay:

Bard,

@MagicLike But at what cost?

Bard, to random

Accurate depiction of Bard's brain at some nebulous point in the last two weeks:

Bard, to random

I am soooo tired. Gonna read a little manga then go sleepies.

Night beautiful people ​:Blobhaj_Heart_Trans:​

ChloeCat, to random

Good mornyan everyone!
I hope today will be better for you than yesterday.

  • posted by Chloe
Bard,

@ChloeCat Good morning! Things are only getting better for Bars ​:neocat_heart:​

LianSirenia, to random
@LianSirenia@transfem.social avatar

Why is it so much fun here~? ​:puniko_love2:​

Bard,

@LianSirenia Everyone is just the right brand of silly ​:neocat_boop_cute:​

Bard, to random

The Bard walked up to the genderade stand
And he said to the transfem running the stand
"Hey," (dumb-dumb-dumb) "Got any grapes?"

The transfem said "No, we just sell genderade
But it's cracked, and it's fresh, and it's all homemade!
Can I get you a glass?"
The Bard said, "I'll pass!"
Then he woemed away (woem-woem)
Til the very next day
(Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb-dumb-dumb)

Bard, to random

Good morning! Got any grapes? 🦆

Bard,

@ChloeCat Hmm... No thanks!

Bard,

@BlahajBlast The Bard said "Goodbye!" And he waddled away

Bard,

@ChloeCat Same ​:rat_jamming:​

Bard, to random

I think I should be given an extra day off this week as reward for cracking.

Bard, to random

He was a... Umm...
She was a... Err...
Can I make it any less obvious?

Bard, to random

They say Bard@transfem is yielding his cisness and stepping away
Is that true?
I wasn't aware that was something a person could do
I'm perplexed, are they going to keep on replacing whoever's a man?
If so, who's next?
There's nobody else on their instance who looms quite as grand...

ChloeCat, to random

It's already midnight ​:neocat_googly_shocked:​

  • posted by Chloe
Bard,

@ChloeCat And something evil's lurking in the dark?

Bard,

@ChloeCat Thriller by Michael Jackson ​:neocat_blush_hide:​

Bard, to random

Good morning! I was expecting a much bigger notification mess when I woke up!

Ah well. Today is Another Great Day ​:neocat_heart:​

Bard,

@ChloeCat That's exactly LiSA's philosophy! That attitude has gotten me out of a funk a few times :3

Bard, to random

Right, now I've set the timeline on fire (in a good way) I'm fucking off to play Mario.

Bard, to random

Honestly, thank you everyone. I knew some folks would be excited, but the sheer outpouring of support is so touching.

Thank you for being with me on this journey up to this point ​:neocat_heart:​

Bard,

@MagicLike Absolutely. In fact, I hope to see aot more of you :3

(Finally remembered to hit that button)

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