@Bard@transfem.social

Bard

@Bard@transfem.social

UK-based, 36y/o. Pansexual soft creature, he/him.
Some kind of AMAB genderqueer... thing.

https://pronouns.cc/@HylianBard

Ask me things! https://retrospring.net/@Bard

Gaming enthusiast, anime aficionado and proud rat dad.

Monogamous. Married to @Naz

Trans rights are human rights. We should improve society somewhat.

"Bard is one of my favourite brothers" -@yassie_j
"gotta break a few Bards to make an omelette" -https://transfem.social/@vivianers
"The Yuri supply is apparently one of my hallmarks." -@Bard
"if anyone said “continue to collect anime girls that make me go doki-doki” I would cringe, but when you say it, it sounds cool" -@yassie_j
"you do the funnys and you care about people" -https://transfem.social/@BlahajBlast
"you make me feel up when I'm down" -@Sparky
"The Cute Purple Creature" -@vaelfonia

Backup alt account: @Bard

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Bard, to random

HER.

RE: https://botsin.space/users/BocchiTheBot/statuses/112416581572976139

yassie_j, to random
@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone avatar

I found my cool hat :NepHappy:

Bard,

@root @yassie_j @pinkcreeper100 It's been an hour Yaseen; where's the fucking hat?

Bard, to random

There's currently a scandal ripping through the warehouse, as somebody has eaten my coworkers' lunch. Not only had this person not owned up to it, but they put his empty lunchbox back in the fridge.

This whole thing genuinely blows my mind. What the hell.

Bard, to random

Oh hey, just realised that now I'm genderqueer that kind of makes me gay for everyone.

Some kind of super-gay ​:neocat_hyper:​

Bard, to random

What's up queers? ​:dbl_paw:​

Bard, to random

Just now realising the correlation between how many Fedi users adopt the name Luna, and how insanely popular Luna is as a dog name... ​:senkohmm:​

Bard, to random

Me when @Naz points out my typos in my posts again

RE: https://botsin.space/users/BocchiTheBot/statuses/112383202198025783

Bard, to random

Fine mass outbreak of Magikarp. DON'T spawn a shiny. See if I care.

Bard, to random

I'm going to buy a farm and let all the trans minors in the UK live there with me.

Puberty blockers in one silo.
HRT in another.
There's a John Deere tractor painted in trans colours with a trailer, and everyone gets to take turns having a ride.
There will be sheep for petting too. That's just good farm fun.

Bard, to random

Blue hair, blue gowns
Stealing all your pronouns

Bard, to random

Hweh, morning. Skipped both my alarms again ​:yukong_sigh:​

Bard,

@MagicLike If we're honest with ourselves, we probably need to go to bed earlier. But that's just not going to happen.

Bard,

@MagicLike Gods if only.

So many coworkers in so many jobs have told me they go to bed at like 9-9:30 and like... It's great that you're getting enough sleep unlike me, but how do you live your life with so little free time?

Bard, to random

Pretty telling that I didn't even know there was an International Workers' Day, let alone that it was today.

Bard, to random

Am sleeby time, yes. God's eepiest princess boy will be retiring for now.

Goodnight ​:nkoLove:​

Bard, to random

Removed the lacquer from my nails and trimmed them down this evening. Would quite like to paint them again tomorrow if I can give myself the time.

Maybe purple? Treat myself to my favourite colour after doing such a big thing last week?

yassie_j, to random

I put on glasses with a moustache and fake nose Yes, hello I am a trans women. I love having gay lesbian sex. Yes. I am just a normal trans women.

Bard,

@yassie_j How do you do fellow woman? It sure is nice having all this estrogen isn't it? ​:Blobhaj_Sunglasses:​

garden, to random

don't you love getting into the shower and then realising that you are out of soap and that the refill you bought yesterday is on the other fuckin side of a very cold apartment
Cus I love when that happens

  • posted by Vi
Bard,

@garden How much of it had been consumed before returning to the shower?

Bard,

@garden Proud of you! ​:nkoLove:​

Bard, to random

Inhales ​:neocat_scream_stare:​

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEGG! ​:neocat_scream:​ ​:hatched_trans_egg:​

Bard, to random

I wonder if I could get away with printing the rat prism at work... ​:senkohmm:​

Bard,

@ChloeCat Maybe at the end of the day when a lot of people have left already ​:blobcat3c:​

Bard, to random

Hwaaah, morning ​:puniko_sleep3:​

Bard,

@ChloeCat Good morn. Please try and get some good sleep tonight ​:nkoLove:​

Bard, to random

I'm picking up my blaster,
Put it on my side.
I'm jumping in my Falcon,
Wookiee at my side,

I'm solo, I'm Han Solo.
I'm Han Solo,
I'm Han Solo, Solo.

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