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Linux Salesman (lemmy.world)
I'm in this picture, and I don't like it.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/995a26d3-d8c7-4059-8db4-7f7ad839f58e.png
Plant based rice (lemmy.world)
Miracle Rice…...
Should have used Linux (lemmy.world)
I was arrested and charged for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia
During the court hearing, I said “wait, I can explain everything”.
A Roman walks into a bar
He holds up two fingers and says, “Five beers please”.
an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian
(you’re all gonna hate me for this one!)...
I just watched a documentary on the invention of the pick axe.
Back then, it was ground breaking stuff.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar
The man orders a few drinks for himself and the giraffe. After a couple of hours, the giraffe passes out and slumps on the ground. The mans starts to walk out....
I went to the doctor with suspected hearing issues. He said “Can you describe the symptoms?”
I said yes, “Homers fat, Marge has blue hair, Maggie is the brains and Barts a nightmare”
ownCloud becomes part of Kiteworks (owncloud.com)
Might be of some interest to those who moved away from ownCloud to Nextcloud....
A way of getting users to join here as well?
This is an open ended question, it seems we need to encourage people to join here as well as being on their preferred platform (which is not ours to discourage or be derogatory about)....
Four out of five people suffer from diarrhoea.
Does that mean there is one person who enjoys it?
I just saw an Apple store get robbed.
The police have detained, as an iWitness.
I'm an agnostic, dyslexic with insomnia.
I stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
The Danish added barcodes to the sides of their ships
Now when they dock, they can Scandinavian.
The man who invented Strepsils recently passed away
There was no coffin at the funeral.
You cannot make dad jokes if you are not a father
That would be a faux pa.
If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear
Would Greece help?
An executive from a paint company died of hypothermia mountain climbing yesterday.
The coroner’s report said he needed a second coat.
All the workers recently lost their jobs at an origami company.
Unfortunately the company folded.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
A man was caught on CCTV stealing tyres from police cars.
The police have been working tirelessly to catch the thief.
An old lady at Tesco’s asked me if I could see the least busy checkout, for her to use.
I noticed the line at the end of the row of checkouts looked ok, so I pointed to it and said far queue....
opnsense 23.7 should drop soon
Someone help me if I crossposted this incorrect:...