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CactuarJoe

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

Opinions and art, mostly. Badly organized, check out thematicconversion.tumblr.com for art :D

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It is an hour until , your weekly monster movie watch party! If you don't want to see a bunch of nerdy monster movie toots, set up a filter for the hashtag.

This week's movie is SON OF GODZILLA (1967), and is available on Tubi or archive.org right over here: https://archive.org/details/son-of-godzilla

We start at 9pm Eastern! Be there or be 'zilla!

CactuarJoe,
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"Why'd the send me to a place like this?"

Maybe your master-level education in sherbert production?

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HEY, COFFEE!

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Seriously that coffee machine is just, like... Right there. I can't keep my eyes off it.

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It's from the UN? Oh no, they're droping multi-megaton strongly-worded letters!

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"You're ridiculous!"

"No, YOU'RE ridiculous!"

Gentlemen, there's only one way to solve this. On with the clown suits, the judges' decision will be final.

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Oh neat, big bugs!

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Seriously, that's a good puppet. Good job :D #MONSTERDON

CactuarJoe,
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Wonderful trigger discipline in this outfit.

CactuarJoe,
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Eeew, funk radish D:

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Oh hell, this is the same island from The Horror of Spider Island! D:

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♫ UNDER PRESSURE ♪

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If this were an episode of The X-Files that fussy guy would already have like five different alien parasites.

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Ah yes, overpopulation. After all, there's (frantic googling) almost three and a half billion people on Earth, clearly we can't support any more.

>_>

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I think someone switched the soundtrack with the one from The Sound of Music 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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INDUSTRY! Sweaty men working long hours to get the job done! Smokestacks! Tape reels! Sputnik!

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...The sun is ticking? Is Andy Rooney up there?

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I'm surprised they got a freezing unit in this jungle. Usually thermal underwear'll prevent that.

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"Blow it!"

Blowing it, sir! Crashing my career right now!

CactuarJoe,
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Activate the ketchup and mustard towers!

CactuarJoe,
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Whoops, instant fallout. Good job, dipshit.

CactuarJoe,
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"Tell the men they can go outside."

Thank god, it probably smells like a foot locker in there :/ #MONSTERDON

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Yay, giant mantis! Our star :D

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So is this the mantis's boss fight music, then? #MONSTERDON

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Get back! We've got to debuff it first! Then cast Scan and find out what it's weak to!

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"What do you think they're trying to do?"

Man I've been asking that this whole movie. And not just about the mantis.

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