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CactuarJoe

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

Opinions and art, mostly. Badly organized, check out thematicconversion.tumblr.com for art :D

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CactuarJoe, to Cinema
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It is an hour until , your weekly monster movie watch party! If you don't want to see a bunch of nerdy monster movie toots, set up a filter for the hashtag.

This week's movie is SON OF GODZILLA (1967), and is available on Tubi or archive.org right over here: https://archive.org/details/son-of-godzilla

We start at 9pm Eastern! Be there or be 'zilla!

CactuarJoe,
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Fifteen minutes to Son of Godzilla! Consider this your last warning! Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!

CactuarJoe,
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💡 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 💡

(where applicable)

CactuarJoe,
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TOHOooooboy >_>

CactuarJoe,
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IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT

CactuarJoe,
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...THAT is Godzilla? Poor guy :/

CactuarJoe,
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"It's Sollgul island!"

"Sollgul island? What's that?"

"It's nothing"

Oh, okay, thanks!

CactuarJoe,
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Suddenly upbeat beach music! We've misjudged this movie, it's a Monkees-style farce!

CactuarJoe,
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(I will kill myself if Mike Nesmith shows up, so help me god.)

CactuarJoe,
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He can't start checking, he's too busy posing like a 50's starlet who's just been rejected by the male lead.

CactuarJoe,
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"This isn't a place for human beings!"

Good thing we're both disgusting gnomes in human costumes, right? :D

CactuarJoe,
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"Why'd the send me to a place like this?"

Maybe your master-level education in sherbert production?

CactuarJoe,
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HEY, COFFEE!

CactuarJoe,
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Seriously that coffee machine is just, like... Right there. I can't keep my eyes off it.

CactuarJoe,
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It's from the UN? Oh no, they're droping multi-megaton strongly-worded letters!

CactuarJoe,
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"You're ridiculous!"

"No, YOU'RE ridiculous!"

Gentlemen, there's only one way to solve this. On with the clown suits, the judges' decision will be final.

CactuarJoe,
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Oh neat, big bugs!

CactuarJoe, to random
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"I shouldn't have to fix it, it should just work!"

I get you, man! I totally agree! But if you don't fix it, it won't work! It sucks!

CactuarJoe,
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(this toot brought to you by someone complaining they "shouldn't have to" adjust their bike saddle, it should "just work")

(???)

CactuarJoe,
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@trixter ¯_(ツ)_/¯

CactuarJoe, to random
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Every time I see someone talk about an electric bike I'm like, "Oo, I want one. They've got to have come down in price, right?"

But no, of course not.

CactuarJoe,
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@trixter Yeah, unfortunately 40% off $1500 is still like 1k :p

CactuarJoe,
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@trixter Ha, yeah, I saw the $300 ones on Amazon and went "If this were a house it would be visibly leaning. The door would be nailed on backwards. There would be bats coming out of the chimney and Doctor Kiss waiting in the basement."

CactuarJoe, to movies
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Though mostly light-hearted, has been known to delve into true horror. This Sunday, your weekly monster movie watch party will be featuring just such a film.

SON OF GODZILLA (1967), featuring perhaps the single most terrifying creature ever put to foam rubber; Minilla.

Against all reason and good taste, this film is still available on Tubi, or you can download from Archive.org: https://archive.org/details/son-of-godzilla

There's also a subbed version: https://archive.org/details/Godzilla-Showa-Era/08.+Son+of+Godzilla+(1967).mp4

CactuarJoe, to random
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Bought a new fan because it is entirely too hot to be living with an underachieving air mover.

CactuarJoe,
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The good news about the fan: Wow, that's really strong.

The bad news: Wow, that's strong enough that the fan pushes itself over

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