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disney eyes

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Hot roast beef & horseradish bun please

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Such floof! And the bib 😻

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Wow. Does he have the Orange Braincell?

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Naw 🧡

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There is a reason I’m recovering the couch

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I think it’s the right thing to do, but choose your words carefully. It could be the difference between looking like an active problem or achieving issue overcome.

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Thumbs?

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Boredom, Art, or Arseholery?

cat shreaded loo roll

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Beware underboob damp rash

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Well shite.

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One of mine has been sticking paws in the toaster. Pretty sure he’s not got the strength to turn it on, but OFF at the power point just in case. Suicidal idiots.

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I’m always thankful when my bus turns out to be one of the electric ones because the driver can’t kangaroo it no matter how otherwise shit they are.

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It’ll still highlight the name discrepancy, but worth doing. Hope your check doesn’t drag for weeks!

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Boyo had three valid police checks current at one point. Every employer wanted to use their own check company and not accept the others. Add in a very common name, plus a birth certificate discrepancy, the same questions again, and again… Head desk!

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I won’t touch that stuff, nor jar salsa. Not only are they silly sweet there is a weird ‘nothingness” that comes from being cooked in the jar.

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I understood some of those words. Grew up Mac only but stopped when the weird multicolour jelly ones came out. Do have an emulator to play Dark Castle and Fools Errand though 😺

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Experiments can be entertaining. May you survive this one.

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Yeah, thought I saw somebody sus casing the street. Non-emergency redirected me to the big guns. Was a bit surprised.

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I have apparently passed the vetting (haha) process to do dodgy art for Pets of the Homeless in a few weeks. If you wish to charitably donate and have your fur/feather/scaled friends artistically demolished There is an FB event thing on the 14th of next. [not linking because FB]

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Have you looked at what the first Mac laptop was? Break your neck trying to carry it.

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I mostly just wanted a record incase my neighbour did get burgled. Now I might seem the neighbourhood curtain twitcher. It was the cat!

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Stupid phone! Why is the mute button where my ear can turn it off?! Not great when calling emergency.

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I find it fairly tasteless and excessively seedy. Boyo adores it pan grilled. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I used to always fill out my reference list first so there wasn’t a blank page taunting me

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