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Dammit! Save game lost because I ignored phone low power warning.

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Grilled mooncheese please

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RAWR 🦕

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Mammoth steak and pterosaur eggs thanks

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Protein farts ahoy!

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You don’t want to know about some of the toileting stories from building sites!

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Oh the excited dancing when I walk in the door with a fresh sack of cat biscuits! Sorry boys, it’s not dinner time yet.

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Vet says Nooooo

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This lacks useful information, should I turn everything off? Or just avoid being in a helicopter? Beware of triffids?

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As do I. But they should be manageable if I retain my sight.

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Might be a lie in this case but it is totally possible. Sometimes I click on internet links best left untouched. That was one of them!

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They have changed the shape of Strepsils. I don’t recall having given permission for this.

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They don’t have any sort of weight measure, but my eyeballs are suspicious…

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Kind flat ovals, like those “wine” gums. But the logo is still round. This makes no marketing sense to me.

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Whatever weird names you want to give a bright gem blue that’s neither teal nor cerulean, and acid apple green

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Don’t remember that. I loath individual packets but guess they’d otherwise get mixed up with Granny’s tin of acid drops

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Bit paler. Swiss topaz is about right if I can trust my phone.

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Fourth nosebleed for the day…

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Had it cauterised several times as a kid. Didn’t help for long.

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Eucalyptus drops and lemon tea

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Cheers 🥃 this is actually more annoying than real Covid, that at least made me pass out for chunks of time

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Perhaps Chef Bacon can turn you into one

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Fair enough. I’ve been accused of speaking BBC standard… dude I was raised by the Goodies and Are you Being Served

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My brain can’t right now. It’s trying to do both Lilly the Pink and something about zoo animals with a circular/shifting rhyme

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Reschedule leprosy for next week then?

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