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Pakora & raita please

Catfish,
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There was a little Maggie chap who lacked a foot at my last house. Kinda miss him.

Catfish,
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Sometimes handing in any old piece of shite is just what you need to do. I had some automatic 50% for lateness and a bunch of HDs. Pick your battles.

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I always feel the need to say Good Morning to Crows and Ravens. No particular superstition about it, it just feels right.

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That was half an hour ago. I beat the bin trucks again. Stupid brain roosters.

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That would be deeply foolish. Chuck a sicky sure, but doing anything suddenly out of character would be unwise.

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That scans a bit better

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Just mould sprayed the bathroom. It’s a drippy mess. Like the so called exhaust fan literally drips water. What is the Building Code?

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My pavement gets ripped up seemly every 2 months. Sometimes it’s gas, sometimes telecoms, sometimes fixing the mess the last lot made. Never any notice and they block the only way out of the building.

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🧡

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Er, almost nothing is unfixable. They just consider it unaffordable.

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A place I was in in Sydney the landlord painted the whole building with a plastic coat sort of thing. Suddenly mould everywhere! The people downstairs lost everything they owned it was that bad.

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Yup. Same place they moulded with paint idiocy had a plumbing block. Landlord turned up himself with a rug gaff taped to a 2x4 as a plunger and expected this object to be kept on the porch for future use.

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Oh Mickey you’re so picky 🎶 I don’t understand why you won’t eat this can

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And a PaddlePop lion for dessert.

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One of mine has been sticking paws in the toaster. Pretty sure he’s not got the strength to turn it on, but OFF at the power point just in case. Suicidal idiots.

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I’m phobic of horses so just NO

Am aware of some nasty training games that delete goats or watermelons … please just no.

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I have a thesis Thankyou mention from somebody I’ve zero memory of. Bit embarrassing really

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Yeah.I used to have the Historic Martin Arts pass on my stuff. Gave it away. And I’m just talking the rattan stuff not live blades.

Catfish,
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I’m not sure these would pass as culinary to a general Cop. You might want to look at the exemptions list for pointy stabby things in the Vic Controlled Weapons list.

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One loves it and will go the full 15 min chasing. The other likes it for about 2 then gets frustrated and sulks. That are very different boys.

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I may ask you to do the left switch bits for my fridge i the ntdf. Why build in the swap and not provide both parts? Oh, yeah, $$

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No. Void in particular is on a diet. There is no lunch or treats.

Catfish,
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Rattan allows full contact full power. And mighty fun bruises! Not going to argue about similar steel… The pig thing sounds interesting, if you are not the pig …

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After gutting every appliance in the house, including the cats’s automated red dot, I have found 2 functional AAA batteries and the TV will talk to me. Bring back actual buttons!

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