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Catfish

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Catfish,
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Noooooooo!

Catfish,
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If I gat a griddle tattoo am I immune from sunburn?

Catfish,
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Your most extravagant toastie please

Catfish,
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Oh dear, I need to see a dentist

Catfish,
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Sancta Sangre and Hamon Hamon.

Catfish,
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Or the pneumatic cash tube

Catfish,
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Carbon paper credit card crunch swiper?

Catfish,
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How rude. My broken tooth is the utterly prettiest!

Catfish,
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A giant chicken Caesar please

Catfish, (edited )
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Maybe try the Goat Milk stuff? It’s supermarket cheap and doesn’t smell of either perfume or goat. There’s also an emu oil version usually right next to it on the shelf.

Catfish,
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Both work for me when I turn into a crocodile over Winter. Sounds like you’re super sensitive, Luck!

Catfish,
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I once grew this carrot … thing.

mutant!

Catfish,
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I said Resident Evil Boss, but that totally works 😺

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Yeah, wait until mid March or whenever it hit your region…

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I have acquired myself these from the front yard. Do tell me exceptionally British reasons why I deserve them.

garden roses

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How TF does one buy a house? There seems to be 85 steps and this is way too much adulting at once

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🤗😷🤨

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Hmmmm

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Have not seen that.joke aimed somewhere that missed oops.

However, I absolutely do know where my knickers are

Catfish,
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Work has confiscated all our desk bins. Got a plastic bag. What an innovation.

Catfish,
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My favourite dress seems to have been discontinued. I must have worn to bits at least twenty of these over the years, it’s damn near my uniform. Now the horrors of finding something new and dressing room mirrors 😾

Catfish,
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You were expecting a boiler suit?

Catfish,
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I’ve already got some similar patterns but have put off attempting them. Size grading and all that fuss. Boobs are inconvenient.

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Ugh. Work. Spreadsheets can eat a dick.

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May Nellie bring Fullkit better luck soon. 🍑

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