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Biden "debating" Trump is a mistake; I understand the optics of not doing so, but no matter who is hosting the debates, history has demonstrated they simply won't have the courage to apply the rules stated at the outset.
No time limits, no mic silencing, no control.
A circus.

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I'm not a lawyer, but here's what I'd sum to the jury:

Michael Cohen has lied in the past.

And it's right that you consider that.

But also consider this: all of this is chaos; completely inexplicable, unless what he's said here is the truth.

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@mivox possssssibly ;)

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In case you haven't snapped to it:
Trump (and the other assholes) have said they'll accept the results of the Nov election "if they're fair".
But, EVERY FUCKING DAY, Trump says his trials are "election interference".
Ergo: to his cult of assholes, they're already not fair.
Q.E.D.

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RFK Jr.'s campaign says the worm that ate part of his brain will not affect his ability to serve as president.

No problem then.

Except... (And here I'm speaking conspiracies, as RFK Jr himself would do)

How do we know for sure the worm is dead?

How do we know the WORM won't make the decisions?

How do we know for SURE that WORLDWIDE BIG WORM isn't the real power here?

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If God is directing your actions, then what further justification do you need? What higher authority constrains you? None.
If that's your belief - you're dangerous to America.
That's WHY loons like Mike Johnson, like Marjorie Taylor Greene, et al., are antithetical to America.

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@mivox
MTG is literally and too stupid to understand much of anything, but I don't think she's a poser with respect to her "beliefs".
And I think, for real, that Johnson is psychotic, too. This is a man who said God LITERALLY spoke to him about the Speakership.
The rule in Psych101:
If your patient says he talks to God, he's religious.
If your patient says God talks to him, he's nuts.

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With respect to those goofy shirts, should we not refer to Tom Fitton as "Tom (Isn't) Fitton"?

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I've kind of lost the thread, but is it now the position of the Trumplican Party that not enough pets are being killed?

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Trump looks like a swirl of chunky orange silly putty that fell on a barber shop floor, but the fact is, he spends a LOT of time each morning on his appearance.
Can you (and do you dare?) IMAGINE what he'll look like when he's released from a night in jail?

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@mivox
You'll have to sign a "Release from Horrification" waiver.

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This is what happens when the constant stream of horseshit Trump is used to spewing is subject to a gag order.
I wouldn't stand too close.


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My insomnia is so terrible I'm thinking of running for office, illegally paying off a woman I had sex with in order to influence an election, and then lying about it, getting indicted, and standing trial, just so I can get some fucking sleep.

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@mivox
Exxxxxxactly!

CogitoErgoWtf, to random
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If you think Kristi Noem 's puppy killing will decrease her popularity with MAGA assholes, then you really don't understand MAGA assholes.
It's true that some of them won't like it, but ALL of them LOVE that it outraged "the libs", and that's the only thing that matters to them.

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It's hard to overstate how precarious our hold on our system of government is.
Maybe what we are seeing is that the Founders, as brilliant as they were, couldn't conceive of a true Kakistocracy; that their conception of a system of checks and balances wasn't enough.

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"Were you prematurely embalmed? You may be entitled to compensation"

CogitoErgoWtf, to politics
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Lauren Boebert said she "tried to handle it", with "dignity and grace".
I think it's the "handling it" in public that was the problem.

CogitoErgoWtf, to politics
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Re: Lauren Boebert and her lewd behavior:
I admit : I suffered disciplinary consequences for the same sort of thing. I was suspended from High School twice for a PDA: "Public Display of Affection".
Of course, I wasn't a member of the House.
And it was FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL.

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@mivox The video that's not being shown in its entirety on media outlets has he date with his hand literally inside her top, and he hand literally in his crotch.
Which.. .whatever, I figure they both felt lucky, so, yay them.
This was in audience of a production of "Beetlejuice".
There's a quote from (maybe) Beatrice Stella Tanner:
“I don’t care what they do as long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses.”
Close enough.

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22 years for Enrique Tarrio.
Gosh, that's awful.
That's a long time.
It should have been MORE.
ZERO sympathy for the seditious fucks who betray their country.
Rot.

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@mivox
What I'm hoping is that the lengths of these sentences foreshadows longer sentences the higher you go up the command chain.
It's a dream, I know.

CogitoErgoWtf, to politics
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Traitor seditionist Joe Biggs doesn't like prison food.
I suggest he storm the prison kitchen.

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OK, this, from @CNN, is fucking hysterical.
What on EARTH did these fucking idiots THINK this lying, amoral, traitorous POS would do?
Did they actually believe Trump gave one single solitary shit about them?
That is just fucking precious.

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@mivox @CNN
It's glorious ;)

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