CogitoErgoWtf,
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My insomnia is so terrible I'm thinking of running for office, illegally paying off a woman I had sex with in order to influence an election, and then lying about it, getting indicted, and standing trial, just so I can get some fucking sleep.

mivox,
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@CogitoErgoWtf I mean, it’s a non-traditional sleep aid, but it sure seems effective doesn’t it? :blobcatthink:

CogitoErgoWtf,
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@mivox
Exxxxxxactly!

mivox,
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@CogitoErgoWtf Personally, I’m partial to cannabis gummies, but whatever works! :blobcatshrug:

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