This follows classic maritime law: You don’t have to pay taxes if you live in the air. That is what my lawyer Chareth Cutestory said. I have the best lawyers
It was a beautiful Norwegian summer. The sun was out, the rain had stopped and the midges was not out (yet).
I was around 8 or 9 and only wearing a pair of shorts feeling the sun kiss my shockingly white skin, while I carried our cat outside. She was laying over my shoulder. She purred and purred. It was bliss.
Then my mother pulled the cord and fired up the lawn mover. The cat used me as a ramp as it took off and ran inside to hide under the couch.
As a man in my 40s, I have both physical and psychological scars from that day.
Winter has gone missing across the Midwest and Great Lakes, and time is running out to find it. Dozens of cities are on track for one of the warmest winters on record, making snow and ice rare commodities....
A grown man I work with, he’s in his 50s, tells me he asks ChatGPT stuff all the time, and I can’t for the life of me figure out why. It is a copycat designed to beat the Turing test. It is not a search engine or Wikipedia, it just gambles it can pass the Turing test after every prompt you give it.
I’m not even American, but I would gladly hop across the pond on pure hate alone to fight all of them.
Classical music always makes me angry, for some reason. There’s just something that irks my central nervous system when I hear it. It is excellent when I need the extra omph during especially heavy lifting sets.
I would choose Brahms or something. Then I would be extra merciless when fighting
Schools in America apparently have their own army recruiter (lemmy.world)
Unholy meat obelisk (sopuli.xyz)
Check out *this* guy (startrek.website)
Anon watches youtube in 2024 (sh.itjust.works)
Mruleday (feddit.de)
Moldy Monday
Elon Musk Bought Twitter to Settle His Jet-Tracking Beef, New Book Claims (gizmodo.com)
Elon Musk purchased shares of Twitter after unsuccessfully petitioning the CEO to remove a Twitter account tracking his private jet....
I've been trying to get her comfortable on my shoulders and she finally crawled up there on her own! (sopuli.xyz)
Nothing was off-limits for retro game ads (startrek.website)
Misunderstanding rule (lemmy.world)
It’s spring in the Midwest. The only problem? It’s midwinter (www.cnn.com)
Winter has gone missing across the Midwest and Great Lakes, and time is running out to find it. Dozens of cities are on track for one of the warmest winters on record, making snow and ice rare commodities....
Ethiopia becomes first country to ban internal combustion engines: Only EVs allowed (www.notebookcheck.net)
Man dies mid-flight after breaking out in 'cold sweats' and losing 'liters of blood,' scaring his fellow passengers (www.businessinsider.com)
A 63-year-old man died on a Lufthansa flight on Thursday, according to Swiss-German outlet Blick....
American allies worry the US is growing less dependable, whether Trump or Biden wins (apnews.com)
Who makes money when AI reads the internet for us? (www.engadget.com)
Mayonnaise Rule (files.catbox.moe)
Wisconsin records first-ever February tornado, record warmth (abcnews.go.com)
Moms for Liberty Completely Collapses in Former Strongholds (newrepublic.com)
Moms for Liberty appears to be slowly imploding.
My pick is Rubberband Man by The Spinners. (lemmy.world)
But then the recent passing of Henry Fambrough definitely made me think of it.
Mongolian. Like the barbecue. (startrek.website)