Davel23

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Davel23,

Oof. You'd think a lawyer would know the correct spelling of that phrase.

Davel23,

Considering Al died in the mid-'80s, I doubt it's him.

Davel23,

Looks like the guy from the "Turn Down for What" video.

Davel23,

I live in New York, so natural disasters are pretty rare other than the random hurricane, though I have experienced about four earthquakes (though mild) in my lifetime, and once a tornado came through my neighborhood.

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The next time someone gives you guff for pronouncing gif as “jif”, ask them why they say scuba instead of “scuh-baa”.

And by the way, the inventor calls them “jifs” and, you know, giraffe, gym, and giant are words too. Just saying.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7KXAOJg87l/

#funny #gif #humor #language #linguistics #instagram #til

Davel23,

@renwillis My response to this argument is asking why don't they call them "J-FEGs". Joint Photographic Experts Group.

Nothing is too niche for modders to remaster, not even a '90s Star Wars FPS expansion pack where you play as Luke Skywalker's weird non-canon wife rescuing my favorite Expanded Universe dork (www.pcgamer.com)

Luke Skywalker had a weird wife named Mara Jade who was a femme fatal ex-Sith assassin with a purple lightsaber. Chewbacca died at the age of 225 years old when Star Wars’ Aldi brand Borg dropped a moon on him. The Death Star plans were not stolen by a ragtag bunch of rebel soldiers that included beloved martial arts leading...

Davel23,

Probably an unpopular opinion, but I didn't think the Thrawn Trilogy was all that good. Still, it was about a billion times better than what Disney gave us.

Davel23,

Indigents (frequently blind) selling pencils from a tin cup on the street is an old stereotype.

Davel23,

The joke is that in Larson's world the people selling pencils on the street aren't just poor or disabled people trying to make some money, they're actually hired and employed by the pencil manufacturer.

Davel23,

I'd be surprised if they even taped it that far back.

Why Speaker Mike Johnson’s trip to Trump’s trial in N.Y. mattered (www.msnbc.com)

It was a remarkable moment in modern American politics: The House speaker amplifying Trump’s defense and turning the Republican Party against the federal and state legal systems that are foundational to the U.S. government and a cornerstone of democracy. Johnson, who is second in line for the presidency, called the court...

Davel23,

Johnson, who is second in line for the presidency, called the court system “corrupt.”

Takes one to know one.

Davel23,

Also RIP John Paragon.

Davel23,

He was also the voice of the ship in Flight of the Navigator.

Texas attorney general probes connected-car companies’ data privacy practices (therecord.media)

At least four car companies’ data collection and sharing practices are under investigation by the Texas attorney general’s office for potentially violating state law on deceptive trade practices, according to documents obtained by Recorded Future News....

Davel23,

95% of people who cite the Budapest Memorandum have no idea what it actually says.

Davel23,

Yes, flash memory has limited writes, but what are you doing with your USB drives that they fail? I have at least one from 2005 that still works fine.

Davel23,

I've actually seen flat-Earthers make the claim that if Earth was round then buildings would have to be constructed with a built-in curve.

Davel23, (edited )

Slowly I turned...

Davel23,

I'd be more worried about the cookoff-prone armor, personally.

Davel23,

Right? I mean, it's not brain sur... wait...

Davel23,

Why stop there? Owl! Tiger! Kangaroo!

Davel23,

This is me, except with the words "discrete" and "discreet".

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