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FuglyDuck, to news in Workers at TJ Maxx and Marshalls are wearing police-like body cameras. Here’s how it’s going
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My magic 8 ball says “most likely they get arrested before that happens”.

FuglyDuck, (edited ) to news in Workers at TJ Maxx and Marshalls are wearing police-like body cameras. Here’s how it’s going
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Tomorrow’s recipe adjusted based on yesterday’s shrink? 👨‍🍳

Nope. They have fancy overpriced mathnerds (“actuaries”) that build models to predict future shrinkage and price that into today’s prices.

The shrinkage is paid for before it ever goes out the door. Probably, before it ever came in the door in the first place.

These mathnerds that work for these corporations are some of the best in the business of risk modeling. Second only to insurance companies.

FuglyDuck, to news in USA orchestrates shock defeat of Pakistan at Men’s T20 Cricket World Cup
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Well we are talking about insurance,

FuglyDuck, to news in Militarized Cybertruck cop cars are coming
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I agree, and you’re welcome.

FuglyDuck, to politics in Nicole Shanahan Is Just Getting Started
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is she the one supplying the brain worms?

FuglyDuck, (edited ) to news in Tesla CEO Elon Musk could leave if $56 billion pay package not approved, shareholders warned
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Do it. but first let me go buy some puts.

(for the record, that’s either way. cuz. you know. tesla’s getting shitfucked now that they actually have competition.)

FuglyDuck, to news in Militarized Cybertruck cop cars are coming
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Add some salt. Generic water softener salt will do,

FuglyDuck, to news in Former neighbors accuse Alitos of using 'power imbalance' to 'harass and intimidate' them
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Hard disagree.

Alito can call the agency responsible for protecting them (Supreme court police? Marshals?) and say you threatened him.

Who’re they really going to believe? Richness whitendude who sits on the top court or random newly weds?

That’s like swatting on steroids and they’ll just pass it off as a mere misunderstanding

FuglyDuck, to news in Workers at TJ Maxx and Marshalls are wearing police-like body cameras. Here’s how it’s going
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Seriously.

Like if you think mass-shoplifting hurts them- that shit’s already baked into the price of goods being sold before it ever happened.

Unionizing will hurt their profits far, far more than shoplifters ever will.

FuglyDuck, to news in Militarized Cybertruck cop cars are coming
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I’m imagining the cybercop bouncing off the car they meant to pit and flipping/rolling until the cop is skidding on nothing more than a car seat and holding a steering wheel.

Yes, it’s cartoonish.

FuglyDuck, to news in Militarized Cybertruck cop cars are coming
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Ever noticed how lots of police departments label their cars in very low contrast lettering? That’s so they can blend into traffic without being instantly noticeable as a police car. I think it’s obvious what I’m pointing out here.

you mean that automatic siren built into the body paneling isn’t gonna help them blend in?

FuglyDuck, to news in Militarized Cybertruck cop cars are coming
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why? that graffiti or scratch is just gonna rust off in a day or two

FuglyDuck, to news in Militarized Cybertruck cop cars are coming
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In murica… Cops pit themselves.

FuglyDuck, to news in Militarized Cybertruck cop cars are coming
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FuglyDuck, (edited ) to news in Militarized Cybertruck cop cars are coming
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if they’re anything like the ICE cruisers… they’re dropping another shitload in up grades. custom-built gun vaults, as well as other specially-built storage … first aid, extra handcuffs. leg cuffs. Kiddie cuffs. flex-cuffs. evidence collection. Road safety stuffs. Flashlights. speed radar thingies. rolls of printer paper for citation printers. Cameras. spare uniforms. Condoms for the badgebunnies. extra batteries for radios. extra batteries for flashlights. batteries for cameras. extra uniforms. all sorts of bullshit paperwork and forms that only get filled out when they come a cross a karen. Door breaching and lock out tools

needless to say, cops keep a lot of junk in the trunk. So much so the cop’s version of the ford explorer (“Police Interceptor Utility”) actually only has a special suspension to handle the extra weight, and 2 rows of seating instead of 3 to accommodate the entirely-custom storage rack.

oh. you thought they were talking about body armor… naw. They get APC’s for that.

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