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I notice they don’t mention the elevator going down below the river…

… to where they keep the bodies.

And also all the super advanced weapons and generally freaky shit.

/s

FuglyDuck,
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Yeah. Because corpos like this as get a say by voting with dollars.

Which really translates to bribes

FuglyDuck,
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Attack geese.

I’d normally suggest that attack geese are against geneva conventions or something… but these guys… they got it coming.

FuglyDuck,
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Time to arm the swans and Canada geese, too.

FuglyDuck, (edited )
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oh. good. glad that’s sorted. Lets also activate the uplands geese for naval operations.

I wonder how much it would cost to train wild pigeons to shit on their shit. and how much that would cost… them.

FuglyDuck,
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I was thinking something like that bird feeder that taught magpies to turn in trash for food.

they poop on a BP gas station… and get a reward.

FuglyDuck,
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Looks photoshopped in, though, and they blurred off markings

FuglyDuck,
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this is why I always laugh when people use biometrics. best case scenario, they use whatever it’s locked behind with you under duress. Worst case? they take whatever.

FuglyDuck,
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the random person that wandered in is also unlikely to ask you for your keys or your password

FuglyDuck,
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the only thing interesting about this planet is it’s life.

I’ve come to assume that if aliens do come here… it’s either to wipe us from existence or to convert us. (and then wipe us from existence when we refuse to convert.)

But there’s no way any aliens would be interested in our resources (there’s much easier resources to acquire if you’re space fairing,) they wouldn’t be interested in territory (again, it’s a lot easier to build a space station than it is to come to another star system,); trade is prohibitively expensive except for cultural exchanges (and really we’ve been blasting our “culture” out into space, so… uh…yeah.)

FuglyDuck,
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Nope. Israel is targeting hospitals

They really don’t care

The justification is that there targeting Hamas and that Hamas is using every hospital, school, mosque and other typical safe-haven as bases of operations.

(Boy does Hamas have a lot of bases!)

FuglyDuck,
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There’s two answers that are both legitimate.

The first is that we don’t have any sort of defensive weapons between Israel and Gaza. To intercept missiles/bombs/whatever

Stuff like the Phalanx and RIM-116 at sea; or C-RAM (technically it’s the “land based phalanx system”…. But there are some critical difference in radar and the munitions it uses.

The second answer is that the US navy hasn’t been ordered to. They haven’t been ordered to because their civilian leadership is 100% okay with Israel bombing the fuck out of Gaza. Yes, that includes Biden.

FuglyDuck,
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Mohamed got kicked out of his home town (Mecca) so he became a warlord (or he was always a warlord,) and invaded them after saving up by raiding their trade caravans.

It’s straight up a misrepresentation to say Mohamed was a peaceful person, even if some in the faith have grown to abhor violence.

Jesus was a dime-dozen twobit jewish mystic that probably had more in common with today’s faiths healing Christian scam artists than not. (Remember, the disciples weren’t exactly poor. They weren’t all rich; but they weren’t dirt broke either.)

FuglyDuck,
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So… Mormons are fine?

FuglyDuck,
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There doesn’t appear to be A limitation for sexual assault of children. It might be lumped in with “personal injury” for one year, though.

Criminally, it’s 30 years starting when the victim is 18.

FuglyDuck, (edited )
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I’m okay if they don’t rest in peace.

There’s reasons to extend it, actually. Even if prosecution is harder, victims rarely come forward in otherwise “reasonable” time frames.

Especially when the victims are children who may not know what’s happening to them is even wrong.

FuglyDuck,
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I’d much rather just tell the fruitcakes to go with Elon and the others.

Then we can start cleaning the place up

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