Gork

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Gork,

Google search results are really circling the drain these days.

Gork,

Bezos undoubtedly has people to do things for him. My question is, who is the one who takes an orbital buffer to polish Bezosโ€™ head? Itโ€™s always super shiny.

Gork,

With the way climate change is going, weโ€™ll be running out of cold pretty soon.

Gork,

Robinhood on an iPad is hilarious. Itโ€™s like youโ€™re on a giant phone when navigating the UI. Havenโ€™t been on it in a while though so not sure if they fixed it by now.

Gork,

She is working hard and gets bruises from the exploitative capitalist work environment that mandates 40+ hour work weeks for pittance in return. And also has to repeatedly lift boxes up to 50 lbs per the job description and some of the box corners poke into her which hurt when lifting things.

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Gork,

To get access to Lesotho. That fully enclaved country has been protected long enough by South Africa and itโ€™s time to let ๐Ÿฆ… Freedomโ„ข ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ ring.

Next is Luxembourg and Vatican City. Pope better watch out for Uncle Sam.

Gork,

Is there a reason why New Zealanders, despite being Commonwealth and British derived, sound more like Americans than the Australians who are next door?

Gork,

Nah letโ€™s combine Freedom and Kelvin and use Rankine for even further confusion.

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Fahrenheit, but measured instead from absolute zero. Maximum confusion, but also maximum Freedomโ„ข ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ

Gork,

Thatโ€™s too much math and Iโ€™m le tired

Gork,

Because unlimited pancakes breaks the laws of physics and decency. Even if you had a machine whose primary goal is to make pancakes and use whatever mass is available to it, eventually there will be no more matter in the universe to make pancakes and it would be finite, not truly unlimited. This is blatant false advertising, hence Iโ€™ve got it out for IHOP.

Gork,

If the price per pound decreases if they get a special bulk rate, it means you need to eat even more pancakes until they lose money lol.

Gork,

Gay pancakes. These are both fantastic and delicious.

Gork,

Itโ€™s a little more decent than you give credit for. I use it all the time for easy generic subroutines and functions. It struggles a bit with specific, complex requests but is generally pretty versatile as a miniature code assistant. Itโ€™s good at catching human errors like loops starting or ending at the wrong specified integer, so I use it as a debugging tool.

Gork,

โ€œIโ€™m sorry, as an AI language model this question has been asked too many times and there is insufficient computer resources to handle your request. Youโ€™ve been temporarily silenced for 15 minutes.โ€

Gork,

trawling through irrelevant forum posts.

This makes it worth it from just a time savings perspective. Also, describing it as trawling is very accurate lol. It takes a lot of trawling to get the answer you need, and even then sometimes it isnโ€™t right because youโ€™re relying on a single individualโ€™s answer.

Gork,

Keep tossing in those silica gel packs. Then when theyโ€™re saturated with water, eat them and replace with new packs.

Gork,

Legion X has a bone to pick with Musk.

Gork,

Would you browse uncensored-hentai.com on your work laptop? lol

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