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Yes, it is I, reclusive author Thomas Pynchon side-eye-1 side-eye-2

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This is the cracker-est band I’ve ever seen

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Okay so the Sims movie is going to be about a pool party that goes horribly awry when the ladder just disappears one day. People will stagger around trying to figure out how to get people out of the pool for 90 minutes, and the direction will keep everyone guessing who’s gonna die til the final moments.

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Reminds me of those old grotesquely deformed WWF action figures that came with little bottles labeled “Official Federation Sweat”

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This is the one with the anarchist total conversion mod

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Nah, corporations would have meathead chuds chomping at the bit to represent them in gladiatorial combat.

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At best, they’re blind to it. Their education never really got into how awful it was to be a worker in the industrial revolution. Or they think it was all exaggerated for books.

At worst, they’re entirely aware of it, but insist it was a better quality of life than what working-class people had before the industrial revolution, thereby justifying the horrifying conditions.

edit: same thing if you talk about labor conditions in the global south tbh

Are a lot of cis women grossed out by vaginas?

I’ve run across cis women making comments like this way too many times for it to not be A Thing. Usually it’s a reason given for them not being a lesbian. Something like, “I love boobs but vaginas are gross”. I’ve also seen it as a reason to not date trans men, but I feel like there’s something going on beyond...

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I am so sorry this is happening to you, comrade. sadness

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“Are you uncomfortable with vaginas?” doesn’t seem like something that would come up in conversation that often, IMO. Maybe you have.

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Even the white power ranger?

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I motion we re-name them “genital reveal parties”

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Better yet, don’t even mention a child. Just invite all your friends to a Genital Reveal Party and see what happens.

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No, and whenever you point out to libs that neither Israel nor Palestine recognize same-sex marriage, they’ll write a fucking novel about how much better it is to be LGBTQ+ in Israel.

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Oh you didn’t know? I knew immediately after watching his breakdown of that thing Shia Lebeouf did after Trump got elected.

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Then the next election, the GOP runs someone who’s 110% facist and we will vote for someone who is 100% fascist

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Are you capable of posting hog?

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Are you a poster? And if you are, why do you feel the need to hide your hog?

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So you concede to the fact that you are a reddit-logo-brained turbolib with no hog to post and your only response is “You’re a Nazi”?

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HOG OUT OR LOG OUT YOU SEALIONING FUCKHEAD

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Bruh you’ve been engaging in bad faith this whole time why do I owe you civility?

Also: Where’s your hog?

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And you arrived at this conclusion how, exactly?

Actually never mind that question. Answer my request for hog first.

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Wow, resorting to ad hominem. Sad.

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volcel-kamala

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Broke: Epstein killed himself

Woke: Epstein didn’t kill himself

Bespoke: Epstein is still alive

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Hilarious watching nearly 30 year-old Steve McQueen acting as a teenager in The Blob

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Nice story, tell it to reader’s digest!

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