I am confident that I could successfully fight off 100 duck sized horses. (lemmy.world)
But I doubt I could fight off one horse sized duck.
I glued my balls to my butthole again. What should I do? (lemmy.world)
Comrade Barbie (lemmygrad.ml)
cross-posted from: lemmygrad.ml/post/4263050...
If you jerked off on a wall, you could never tear the wall down again
It’d be a load-bearing wall.
Jack Daniel’s Unveils New Whiskey For Operating Heavy Machinery (www.theonion.com)
LYNCHBURG, TN—Saying the spirit had been blended with construction workers, farmers, and airline pilots in mind, distiller Jack Daniel’s unveiled a new whiskey Thursday designed to be consumed while operating heavy machinery. “Whether it’s a forklift, dump truck, or crane, nothing lightens the load of handling large...
What Trump Meant By There Would Be A ‘Bloodbath’ If He Loses (www.theonion.com)
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It gives you wings. (discuss.tchncs.de)
I really felt that (lemmy.ml)
Half Life Türkye (lemmy.ml)
You can only repost this once (lemmy.today)
cross-posted from: lemmy.today/post/7564575...
A contender in the race for governor of North Carolina suggested that black people themselves owe reparations (harpers.org)
Harper’s Weekly Review 27-Feb-24...
"Nobody’s paying their bills." (harpersmagazine.substack.com)
A weekly dispatch taking aim at the relentless absurdity of the 24-hour news cycle....
“Our mountains have begun to stink” (harpers.org)
From Harper’s Weekly Review, Feb 13, 2024...
BABOOSHKA - Orthodoxal Quarantine (premium slav shitposting, translated) (youtu.be)
What’s that carnival for?...
The Israel emoji (lemmygrad.ml)
cross-posted from: lemmygrad.ml/post/3623364...
Johnny Sins in an Indian soap-opera parody (youtu.be)
Many Hamas bases found (lemmygrad.ml)
cross-posted from: lemmygrad.ml/post/3621463...
Now that's edgy as fuck! (lemmy.ml)
Why haven't we developed large rice?
Rice is very small. Wouldn’t it make more sense if each grain was like 8 oz? Then you’d only have to eat a couple rice
Prove me wrong (lemmy.ml)
Its part of the social contract (lemmy.ml)
I can see my bones! (lemmy.ml)
F.R.I.E.S (lemmy.ml)
Did you? How do they feel? Think before you bark (lemmy.ml)
Ooo! Cheese!!! (lemmy.ml)
