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a fascist and a pussy. worst combination.

“the state governments trying to rebel against me are right actually, which is why i am authorizing the DHS to use biological warfare on immigrants”

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when you’re in a Getting More Racist contest and your opponent is a Democrat

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Americans: Are you going to vote third party or refuse to vote at all?

I’ve been debating to myself whether or not voting for a third party candidate (Either PSL’s de la Cruz or Green’s West, regardless of my criticisms for both) would be the most “effective” use of my time in election season this year. The argument for “not” is that maybe voting at all is bad because it legitimizes...

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i think the claim that voting “legitimizes” the system on a wider level is probably wrong. like, maybe when revolution was a live option, when there were insane people burning down army recruiter offices and sending bombs in the mail but now in the long dark winter of the class war, the system does not need our legitimacy. the popular mandate is not taken seriously. people at all levels engage with the political process as pure spectacle, no one believes they have real agency no matter the options they’re given.

the real strength of not voting is preserving your own spirit and awareness that we can still smash the shell of the egg and be born. It’s refusing to accept into yourself the poison that is faith in a god that hates you.

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you can’t even get him to host it daily? at this point just shutter the show. there’s plenty of people doing good lib/progressive political comedy (and way more doing it badly), but a legacy network like Comedy Central has nothing to offer them.

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it really depends. i’m a pale arab-amerikkkan. i’m perceived in most contexts as white as long as i don’t tell anyone i’m arab. if i spoke english with an accent, wore any kind of foreign or religious clothing, or had darker skin like my father, i don’t think i would be perceived like this. these are the kinds of borders of racial categories where strict definitions really start to break down, and individuals have to try to categorize you on the fly based on vibes. i won’t claim that i’ve faced serious racism directed at me, but it is jarring those times when i’m “discovered” and suddenly seen as something fundamentally different from a white person i’m talking to.

incidentally, the reason the US government counts us as white for the purposes of the census (but not for the purposes of military intervention) is because wealthy arab immigrants sued to be considered white under the de jure regime of racial segregation that oppressed black americans. yikes.

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honestly it’s probably a good thing that japanese people see as little of what english speaking twitter users say about them as possible

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EO 14074 is an excellent example of just how useless this administration is lmao. Obviously it didn’t actually do anything claimed in the meme. It required federal police to review their use-of-force policies and offered local departments more fucking money in exchange for doing the same.

Killed Ayman al-Zawahiri

Lol

Stopped Putin

LOL

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why is your political compass in a wind tunnel??

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He’s a redditor, so you just know he’s a 6’3" ubermensch with bulging forearms, perfect vision, an IQ of 125, and no carpal tunnel pain from typing on a keyboard all day.

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the biggest difference is that hamas isn’t threatening to destroy the schools and hospitals that israel is bombing

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the uncharitable reading is that he thinks that civilization didn’t exist there until britain arrived, but i know hackernewses and i know that “this conflict has been going on for millennia” is the perfect take for a guy who knows zero history trying to pretend that he knows all the history.

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Today I learned of the Pyongyang Metro. Their trains are really cute!

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Bernie Sanders Calls for ‘NO MORE’ U.S.

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oh, well, that’s okay too

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I can fully believe that he thinks he can change minds by playing nice. I also believe he’s a mark.

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sure, i love having to explain my questionable internat habits to friends and family

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until they show us a photo of it i still think he ate it, and this is a cover up

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I’ve watched like 1 of this guy’s videos ever and i didn’t notice anything particularly fashy, but it was amazingly unfunny and uninteresting. for the life of me i can’t figure out why he’s popular.

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Sounds pretty fun! Maybe you’ve already thought about this, but as she begins to learn to read, maybe y’all could have fun learning the Pokemon card game together? It already is designed as a sort of simplified version of Magic, where you only have one creature out at a time, there’s no interacting on an opponent’s turn, you can take all the game actions you want during your turn until you attack, and defeated Pokemon are “knocked out” rather than killed. Also from what I can tell, events at many local game stores are family-friendly and well-attended.

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alright, enough of this showboating, @ziq let’s settle this on the court, our best 3 against your best 3, street rules… unless you’re chicken??

fidel-balling

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i feel like a proper disability benefits system would simply not deduct the money from her account, and also threaten the company with criminal fraud charges

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