>be me
>get femcel ugly wife with very low self Esteem
>gaslight her into thinking I'm a hot chad with many options giving her a chance
>force her to wear makeup
>make her look like my cousin
mfw cousin wife without the down syndrome
Crazy to think 1920 cars were like gay, non existent and we rode horses and killed niggas with spears. No ojama doremi people were constantly walking around depressed they cant just go and buy a big mac meal for $30. Instead they'd go to the local doctor and get a prescription for opioids and pay $0.90 and then hop over to the candy store to get some hard candy, go to the soda store get some sprite and make lean.
i remember a few years back a yandere simulator "clone" popped up on my feed and the developer was making huge progress every week, even surpassing the original. But he scrapped the project after that nigger contacted him and started saying
>I'm feeling suicidal because you're better than me
and the faggot actually bought into it and deleted everything!!
Anyone know which one I'm talking about?
I must find proof it existed.
Welcome back spc, I have to shit so bad rn but I can't for the next 4 hours. I almost died twice today, once on the highway merge because USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL NIGGA. Second one was because drunk negroid on a bike.
I feel so sad thinking about these twin sisters I used to know. Both were pretty but one had massive tits while the other had small boobs. People used to call her second rate next to her sister.
It's like having twin brother with a 6incher while you only have 4incher and both your wives discuss one day and then you get divorced.
Imagine you fall in love with a fairy and one day want to so the sexing, so you sit there, cock throbbing, balls hanging. There's no way you can possibly put this in her mouth, the unquenchable lust consuming you as you keep thrashing your cock into her tiny fairy mouth. With the mental capacity of a retard trying to jam one block in a hole that it will never fit. You give up and sit down.
Calling out to your beloved, a deafening silence radiates.
kissing is weird and disgusting
I'm probably not getting a wife
if I do, we're probably gonna get divorced.
>Erm please kiss me on my mouth
NO!!!!!!!!!! weird perverted niggaa!!! she's gonna tell my mom and my mom is gonna yell at me. I'm gonna kill her and hide the body and I'll have like 40 people knowing what I did the moment it happens.