InevitableSwing

InevitableSwing, 1 month ago

95+% of people on American tv news: “I got an idea here. Biden should move to the right…”

oxjox: “I’m a liberal socialist and I got an idea here. It’s something to consider. Maybe you guys haven’t thought about it. Biden should move to the right…”

InevitableSwing, 1 month ago

Here’s the deal, jack. I’ll send Kamala to meet with the Mohammads in Dearborn. Michigan’ll be fine. It’ll be fine. Trust me - I’ve been doin’ this a long time. A very long time. I know what I’m do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-doing. That’s my stutter. Not a microstroke. Let be me clear. Not a microstroke. Stroke. Stroke. Stroke-stroke-stroke.

Anyway - this reminds me of a story when I lived in Scranton, Pee-Ey. There was this Mohammad who had a - whatchamacallit it - koshlal butcher shop. Me and my dad went in there and said “Hello, Mohammad! Inshallahmahamahbat!” He always liked that…

-–

I know. I know. Not realistic. The chance of a halal butcher shop in Scranton, Pee-Ey ~100 years ago is very, very tiny.

InevitableSwing, 1 month ago

I hope that’s pure fiction.

InevitableSwing, 1 month ago

But you’ve doxxed yourselves.

Ninja edit: Never mind. You surely look different now. Carry on.

InevitableSwing, 1 month ago

stop pretending the asparagus are walrus tusks

Some people do not understand what true humor is all about.