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JackTheCat

@JackTheCat@mastodon.scot

Scottish Independence. Scottish never British. Scottish humour. Scottish sports. Scottish food. Bits of other non-Scottish stuff...and politics. Scottish politics obvs. #Detest RedBlueYellowTories. Nae Pasaran. Enjoy long-range backpacking and attempting to learn the Gàidhlig. Occasionally at the same time. Independence deniers please avoid me as we'll definitely clash and you'll come off worst. Instant block for the apron. #SCRM #CeltsForIndependence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪

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JackTheCat, to random
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URGENT How do I install Linux? 🤔

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 @MadeyeTheCarnaptious @aral @rhys Thanks.

alveolar_thrill, to random
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Backing up things onto an external hard drive makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together

JackTheCat,
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@alveolar_thrill 👏👏👏

JackTheCat, to random
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Me anticipating the infrequent parcel delivery person. 2 days before due date. Possibly 3.

Colour gif of an excited woman. She is literally tight with anticipation. Evri can do that to you.

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 Tactility is a must. I always try to covertly, but ever so lightly like a beautiful butterfly, try to have a fleeting but important fingertip brush with Terry the Evri guy. I think he appreciates it. I know I benefit greatly.

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 Not sure Terry would agree. 😂😂

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 Obviously I'm talking schecht here. You know that don't you? For a start his name's Scott. That's about as far as our relationship goes. 😂😂

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 I never got as far as Terry/Scott's tips. I was too shy.

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 I did berate him about the poor quality of his sitcom with June Whitfield on the BBC years ago. He denied participation but there was a wee giveaway glint of pride in his eye when I mentioned the infamous 'cucumber' episode.

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 Granted but comedy icons who have to supplement their income with a ropey at best delivery service deserve the harshest criticism for continuity boobs if nothing else. 😤

fkamiah17, to random
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I think this is about his high energy as I'm getting this evening 😂

JJ Cale - Cherry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGxBWluon84&ab_channel=steelyman08

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 Steady.

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 That's stroking baby. Full on beard stroking. 👌

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 😂😂

JackTheCat, to Life
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When the infrequent parcel delivery person is your first point of contact you need to get out more.

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 It's really not like me. The only thing stopping me from going full hermit is leccy. I need to go to Aggie's to get that. Everything else could be delivered. I could grow my beard out to ridiculous lengths, sit in my thermal underwear for days on end and just forget the world as the song goes. Bliss. Thank goodness for Aggie's actually. 😂

fkamiah17, to random
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@JackTheCat
To answer your question from several hours ago which I've just remembered for no reason: no, deer do not eat lavender 👍

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 I'd forgotten all about that. 😂😂

JackTheCat, to random
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displays faux emotions shocker!!!

https://techhub.social/@futurism/111126988003600090
futurism@techhub.social - "When he’s in a bad mood, he goes really dark." https://t.co/peo0l8jNFY

Hawkmoon, to random
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No one chooses evil because it is evil; they only mistake it for happiness, the good they seek.

--Mary Shelley

JackTheCat,
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@Hawkmoon Profound.

JackTheCat, to random
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Have you seen this? @fkamiah17

Watch and listen to classical concerts and albums | STAGE+
https://www.stage-plus.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=stage+-performance-max-always-on-nl_AW&utm_content=text_link_EN&gclid=CjwKCAjw38SoBhB6EiwA8EQVLi2TlGDa9GQNTemSQaArvGHKEq7S2kJDqQY6cSSm8zXNjesioR3gKhoCpXoQAvD_BwE

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 @WConcertHall I am now. 😘

fkamiah17, to wtf
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My nose is cold. 🥶
I am NOT putting the heating on though.
I shouldn't have to be filling hot water bottles at 6pm in September.
#WTF

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@FiveSeventeen @fkamiah17 Unfortunate mental image time. For some reason I pictured you as Benny Hill. 🤔

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@FiveSeventeen @fkamiah17 I'm just taking your word for that. No further evidence requested or required. Definitely not. Thanks.

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@FiveSeventeen @fkamiah17 I'm betting she is. I'm not. Ever. Gonna. 😂

18+ JackTheCat,
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@FiveSeventeen @fkamiah17 No.

Colour gif of Benny Hill slapping wee Jackie Wright's baldy heid.

18+ JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 @FiveSeventeen Advisable. 😉

18+ JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 😘😂😂

JackTheCat, to random
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It's Shakespeare innit?

Word of Mouth
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/b06ycr4v?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 Words. Out of his own mouth. As he actually spoke. By an actor.

JackTheCat, to random
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This ⬇️

https://mastodon.scot/
Dave_Goldsmith - In an overly-simplistic formulation, one could claim that the global rise of authoritarianism is largely a result of the influx of immigrants from the Middle East into Europe which resulted from the US invasion of Iraq which was made possible by the election of Bush II which only occurred due to partisan election management in Florida twenty-three years ago.

Or, to put it more colloquially, a few hanging chads have put all our heads in a noose.

Jason844, to HashtagGames
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May your smoked Gouda taste like Velveeta.



JackTheCat,
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@Jason844 😬😲😲😲

JackTheCat, to random
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THIS is guitar.

She Sells Sanctuary by The Cult

https://tidal.com/track/49911629

fkamiah17, to random
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MOOOOORRE GUITAAAARRRS!!!

The Strokes - Last Night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOypSnKFHrE&ab_channel=thestrokesVEVO

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 Ooh! I do like that album.

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 Quite right. I'm rather peckish but my arse is currently glued to the couch and my motivation has slumped alarmingly. Enjoy. 😘

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 I'm aware that the winter beef is accumulating already. I don't do well with it so the inevitable must occur. 😕

Colour gif of fitness guru Richard Simmons fannying about in a leotard with some out of sync hangers on in the background.

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 Bugger! Too late. I spent my last few quid on his boxset and a lamé onesie.

JackTheCat,
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@TCMuffin @fkamiah17 If you toot photographic evidence I'll follow suit. 😂

JackTheCat, to random
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I'm amazed that these boffins think that we can't figure out the mutation angle for ourselves. The fact that it has the ability to attack different organs and systems in different people is a fairly big ding on the obvious bell. 🙄

Use of antiviral may be fuelling evolution of Covid, scientists say.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/sep/25/use-of-antiviral-molnupiravir-evolution-covid-virus-mutations?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

JackTheCat, to random
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So...I took a lot of cardboard storage boxes out of storage intending to recycle them but they've magically found their way back into storage.
#whatawasteoftimethatwas

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 I got so far and then thought fuck it. Just like that. Spontaneous idleness. Must be a condition.

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 I would but my ambivalence would exclude any honest involvement. Soz. 😁

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 Bugger. To be so tantalisingly close to potentially finding solace and a network for good leaves me drained. I may need a cold compress.

JackTheCat, to random
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@ThatWeeYin It may be too much for a Rings purist such as yourself. 😂

https://mastodon.scot/@andrewducker/111126235410168273
andrewducker - Link Post: One Ring Funk - A Lord of the Rings Uptown Funk Parody https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLjKYj0NWmM

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 @ThatWeeYin Quite the contrary. 😁

JackTheCat, to random
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‘Latest wave of colonialism’ : How dangerous is the white saviour complex?
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2023/sep/25/white-savior-complex-documentary-tv-show-hbo-renee-bach?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

JackTheCat, to random
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In what alternate universe was my brain operating when I thought I'd ever get any real benefit out of buying a spin bike which would inevitably turn out to be a cumbersome and intrusive clothes horse? 🙄

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 I thought it was rather good. 😂😂😂

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 ignores sarcasm while checking optical cable integrity

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 I should make an effort but once you start etc.

MadeyeTheCarnaptious, to random
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I now spend more time waiting for my PC to update than actually using it.

Windows 10 sucks. Microsoft sucks.

That is all.

JackTheCat,
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@fkamiah17 Thanks. 😘

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