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yesjohn

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art, and vanity.
i love breakfast food and i still hate maths.

learning how to draw since late 2021.
unfortunately a gemini.

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yesjohn, to random
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i feel like i have been listening to chappell all my life the way i defend her and promote her music. it's only been 3 weeks luv.

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have booked an appointment to get something called a “HydraFacial(TM)” this Friday so I am looking forward to becoming a person with a dewy complexion

yesjohn,
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@taber your moist era

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youtube video is 7 minutes and they talked about their sponsor for 3 whole minutes. this is my villain origin story. 🙄

yesjohn, to random
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i got in a heated exchange with my sister a few months ago and haven't spoken since. today she said i should listen to chappell roan. (she's a gay btw)

yesjohn, to random
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it's insane that they sell these AI in a box tech with the promise of what it can do in the future but not what it can do now. we don't even like AI in the first place but now you're selling things that don't work yet?

yesjohn, to random
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has seinfeld considered that maybe he isn't funny anymore? because TV comedy is still thriving.

yesjohn,
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@Konghammer they can literally just retire, shut up, and enjoy their riches but they crave that attention so bad.

yesjohn,
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@Konghammer @Dan I'd be so enjoying my quiet life and using my residuals to fund my arts and crafts and weed. goals tbh

yesjohn,
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@ramiro he ain't the funny one in his own show

yesjohn, to random
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you'll enjoy an artist better if you don't engage with their cultish fans lol

yesjohn,
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almost every fan group is evil. except maybe for RAEpublicans (carly rae jepsen fans) who just want to give CRJ a cunty sword and maybe some gundam. lol.

yesjohn, to random
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Challengers (2024)

yesjohn, to random
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finally a song that has karma on its title that actually is real and petty

yesjohn,
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good call on having a stage name

yesjohn,
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@taber as opposed to grammy winning lyric "karma is my boyfriend, karma is a god" and the new gay pop "karma's a bitch".

yesjohn,
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ladies i think this is the one yes

yesjohn, to random
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if you google nymphia wind and press the banana you get the boba ruveal. 😅

yesjohn, to random
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"im tired of this country being taken away from us" bro countries are still recovering from colonisation you'll be fine.

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thursday my dudes

yesjohn,
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@thickurt his @ is @thickurt 😳

yesjohn, to random
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all stars 9 is next month. rupaul can you please let a bitch breathe for a sec???

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Have The Gays™ have turned on Taylor?

yesjohn,
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@Konghammer a lot of them realised that her lyrics are like 8th grade level english papers.

but a fourth grader by the name of helga g pataki from the 90s nickelodeon cartoon called "hey arnold" wrote love poems that are a hundred times better than what miss americana calls "poetry".

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OH

yesjohn,
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@ramiro https://youtu.be/l-iHDj3EwdI?si=ATtCHxqA3nb2ZwTA

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nobody i asked but i slept amazingly thank you so much.

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